Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Please. Don't... I surrender. Let's talk this out like adults.

♪ The fire in your heart is growing ♪

[Keith] Oh, we got some winners. Let's go, ladies.

[woman 2] Welfare Queen!

Hey! Machu Picchu! What the fuck is going on?

Just, you know, add a little extra something-something.

Six hundred thousand-ish.

to the first ever match of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.

Then we go into the headlock.

That means you're supposed to win the match.

So, first live match coming up.

We could also hunt it.

There's no impact, and it's not exciting.

[Sam] Ladies and gentlemen, this is some inappropriate social satire.

Oh, mine has got a star next to it. 'Cause I'm bright, like a star.

♪ GLOW, GLOW ♪

Um, does anybody know how to play piano or keyboards?

It's in her locker. We all saw it.

I'm trying to remember where I was when Martin Luther King got murdered.

[toilet flushes]

And these two old bats are straight out of it.

Truly, she's a stranger."

That guy's a jerk.

- ♪ GLOW, GLOW, that's the name ♪ - How did you shoot this?

Are you rapping?

[chanting] Jump! Jump! Jump!

- Let's do it. - Okay.

It's missing something. Maybe I could find an ushanka?

♪ Dare! Dare to keep all your dreams alive ♪

[indistinct chatter]

I'd like to call on the power of my three favorite Americans:

Or maybe we could open with a bit more panache.