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MURPH: You all right, bro?
MERRIMEN: 'Cause I'm only going to say this once!
I've got enough toxins in me to turn the Gaza Strip into a Gay Pride parade.
Don't fuck up,
But both of your bins were half-full.
Couple days. Shouldn't be a problem.
Do you understand?
I can't remember the last four of my social.
Okay, here we go.
Sheriff's Department. Stay down. Get down. Get down.
You see this?
Hofbrau. Ziggy's Hofbrau.
Wait, what? Stop him.
so, if you're going to be late, have base call it in.
Now y'all can hook me up to a lie detector,
Look, I don't know him.
That's it. Fuck!
And how'd they know about a transfer from the casino to the Fed,
How we doing with the Telecal hook?
Clear!
What did you say to the cop who pulled you over?
(GATE BUZZES OPEN)
Los Angeles branch of the Federal Reserve.
All right, ready. One, two, three.
DONNIE: It was in Carson, at the Hawaiian dude's house.
Go ahead and write this down.
All right. Let me get you guys' IDs, man.
Don't do it.
All clear? No GPS?
Hmm?
both MARSOC fast Marines.
(ALARM BEEPING)
Be advised, suspects wearing body armor.
(CONTINUES COUGHING)
Friday.
(SCOFFS)
Seriously... That's nice. That's nice. Can you put this on here?
Come here. Give me a hug.
Need change?
This is the crew.
DEBBIE: You always pick the same one.
All right. Fuck it. Let's do it.
he had a homie, Bosco, white boy.
Let me ask you this.
They got burned.
Good. All right. Good.
What's Merrimen doing drinking beers with the likes of you for?
dial 911 dispatch, and explain the following.
No legal tender was stolen. It isn't Federal.
I'm out.
I don't know.
Told you.
Twenty, 30 cars back. What is that?
(RAPID BEEPING)
Me when I meet meet someone for the first time
What's your location?
You motherfucker!
MAN: Uh, negative.
Yeah. Definitely.
I think it's one of the pinkies with the sprinkles.
you'll have security on your ass asking you politely to leave.
Moving!
We do this, I call the shots.
Okay, these are our guys.
Be cool, bro. Cool.
I don't know nothing anyway.
That we don't have.
Get down. Get down. Stay by the engine block.
How you doing?
Surveillance'? Robbing drug dealers? Because you smell like a stripper.
A gift.
MERRIMEN: Out of fucking time.
(SOBBING)
That's them.
and you're wondering what that thing is on her ass?
Yeah, there also is a lot of shady cats in here, huh?
I'm sorry... Don't fucking touch me.
You're not the bad guys.
I'm no cop, all right?
He ain't lying.
Just give me a fucking pen.
Copy that.
Just send what they want.
You're a beast, man.
Hey. You guys push back the perimeter.
Fuck you
Change of plans.
inside a department helicopter loaded with fuel.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Okay, in '05, you have the Fuerte armored car depot job.
What bar did he work in?
Oh, shit.
MAN: Through your body.
Move!
Pico Rivera Savings, Montebello Town Center.
All right, I need you to calm down right now.
All hundreds?
He was a Marine for a minute.
BOSCO: Contact right!
Um, Rolando, this is my dad.
He saw them, and they looked right at him,
All right, let's try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
(CHUCKLES)
We've got nothing for the DA. They haven't committed a crime yet.
What, like you Mormons have been drinking wheatgrass all fucking month?
One for semi, two for full auto.
(INAUDIBLE)
Hug the airport. Take the tunnel.
We've got family here, bro.
All right, Pookie, better get back to class.
The counter guy at the donut shop? Witness to the whole thing.
What am I looking for?
That's right.
Right, hon? What...
TONY Z: He say "divorced"?
Yeah. What did they specialize in?