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Vegan! I'm a vegan.
Fucking genius, man. How fast were you going?
I didn't do anything. Please. (SOBBING) What are you doing?
Big Nick, original gangsta cop in the flesh.
So what? They were going to make fucking snow globes?
No, we're not mistaking you for anybody. Don't be a fucking smartass.
Hawaiian dude,
Get SWAT rolling right now! You fucking pussy.
NICK: Buddy.
BORRACHO: What's going on?
All right.
(BEEPING)
I'm easy.
(SIGHS)
Yeah, this their spot. You know, cheap liquor.
I already ate.
You play football at Long Beach Poly?
I thought he'd leave us alone.
Got a hit on our dead guy from Angel City.
DISPATCHER: Any available units, we have a bank 211 in progress...
Thanks.
Get down behind the wheel.
Yeah?
Tell him to get the fuck back here!
Behind the brick building!
Of course, man, I got you. Thank you.
They tunneled through the sewer system.
Take the place down, score, like, what, two grand in ones and fives?
There's no need to put that in the contract, is there?
Put it on my tab, all right?
Yes, security in the lobby, please.
Shit popped off. We handled it. That's it.
Honey, don't worry about it. Okay? They're just gonna talk.
Down on the ground! Get down on the fucking ground!
I don't know what to tell you.
You know, give them a couple of drinks, steak on his plate,
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
We've got four dead, six on the way to the hospital.
Number 55, right? That's howl remember you.
Call the fucking cops. I'm sorry, but it's time for you to go.
So, the way I see it,
Damn, girl looking fine.
You erasing your recent calls?
You're mine!
So why you come to me?
What the fuck is going on? That's not their MO.
(GASPS) My gosh.
There he goes.
See you later.
Is that...
(DOOR BUZZING)
He spilled his fucking coffee.
Was that who I think it was?
It's good.
(ENGINE STARTS AND REVS)
We got some traffic up ahead. What's going on?
I think he got the picture, bro.
Hey, man, got to check this 100 count. Motion went off.
Two, they're separating newer, fit currency from old unfit bills.
We've got to get this patched up.
(MERRIMEN SIGHS)
Dude, it's not me.
No, I didn't think so. Nick...
Here we go. Okay, baby, ready?
TGIF, huh?
(ALL LAUGHING)
(RAPID GUNSHOTS)
Out with the old, in with the new.
Look at you, man.
Now, personally, that shit don't sound like a lot of fun to me.
Yeah, go! Go! You okay?
Hey, B.
TONY Z". Copy that, boss. See you at 0800.
(HAWKS AND SPEAKS POLYNESIAN)
What's up, fellows?
You got $30 million nobody is looking for.
Red shirt, light skin. About 6 foot.
Three of them.
Seriously, what are you doing?
Little fuck.
They don't give me no gun. I don't do no gangster shit.
BOSCO: Let's go. Put them in the box.
(GROANS)
Now, go handle your business, big man.
You have fun?
They run on their own power supply,
But there's a hitch.
(WHISPERS) Silverback, this is Horsepower. I'm in.
No, I'm not from around here.
Donnie, beer? Yeah, yeah.
Freeze!
Move.
We're going to be here for a while.
She ain't getting none.
Tell them we plan on killing one hostage every hour until our demands are met.
reach inside your pockets, remove your cell phones,
MAN: They got you on a new route?
(GROANING)
Well, you know, I was on my way to work
Money tubs are handed off to the Fed employees.
Good.
Hey. Deb? Deb? Will you put this on?
Silver dollar pancakes.
Okay.
Kiddingggggg!
Your bins, they were half-full.
HOSTAGES: Yes.
(PANTING)
I'd fuck you.
I don't know.
I repeat, have all units stand down.
The Fed is the Olympics, and Merrimen is Carl fucking Lewis.
AP rounds blasted through the windshield took him out.
What? Let's go order, bro.
Am I tripping or was this full before?
BOSCO: (SHOUTING) Get out here, now!
They're getting out of the car.
If the bank is off at all,
Me gusta.
MAN 2: (ON RADIO) Force leaving loading dock B.
ROLANDO: Looking good. MALOA: Thank you.
It's one of the old models, man. We good.
(PANTING)
But most importantly, they're erasing the serial numbers
(IN FUN VOICE) What about the honey-bear? Honey-bear good?