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And I'm supposed to blindly go along
One nipple.
Yeah, it's great. You're treating your vagina like a Red Roof Inn.
TATU All the things she said
Peter, what the hell are you doing ? Have you lost your mind ?
Can't believe she went ahead and did it.
Peter, this is important.
Let me show you around.
Okay, Peter, if you're so pro-life, let me ask you this.
No, I've had it ! I don't want you pregnant.
Peter, I honestly don't care what you say.
If they left their mittens you wouldn't keep'em.
Peter, say happy birthday, come on, you can’t do it, it’s Barbie girls birthday Happy birthday Barbie girl
All right, new arrivals.
Okay, read the third row down, please.
If you have a few moments, I'd like you to watch this video presentation.
Dammit.
I've hired some 1980s black breakdancers to do their routine on your stomach.
You what ?!
I hear you contemplating having an abortion.
But really, Meg, you don't know anything about this stuff.
- It's the size of the tip of the pin. - It's alive, isn't it ?
That's the little people.
And whatever we decide, we both have to agree that it's the right thing to do.
I apologize for any WILDLY nsfw stuff i've said in the past. Please forgive me, yarn. please for the love of god do not snitch and get me ip banned from most websites. I hope i'm forgiven.
The basketball smells like rotten eggs
I don't want you walking around all pregnant for nine months,
There's cutbacks on things we love.
But what do we do until then ?
We've conceived many times, but for some reason the eggs won't attach.
Why don't I get you seated in the dining room and then we'll pour the wine.
Mrs. Griffin, we have a saying around here.
And we don't come down until we've made a decision that we both can live with.
Well, let's just say Naomi and I experimented quite a bit in college.