Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It was hard enough on your body

Oh my god. You want me to carry your child ?

Because Naomi will be here shortly, and I'm anxious to get started.

from being torn down and replaced by some mall.

Peter take off that belt okay right now The fucko smells like fucking acid

There's diapers, and crying, and late nights with no sleep.

I got a few minutes, my wife is getting an abortion.

Peter, it's not a baby, it's a fertilized egg.

but you're my best friend and I'd like to think that you do the same for me.

Well, this really isn't a place to discuss it.

But sometimes things happen.

a human fetus has started a college fund

After I specifically told her how I felt.

Run, 80s black guys. You are no match for the 90s black guys.

No way, my wife messed around with another chick.

just to hand over that thing when it comes out like a hen to a farmer.

Odds are that baby is gonna be chromosomally damaged.

Oh no, Lois, those are 90s black guys.

I'm totally dreaming right now.

And if I'm gonna do something about it, it's gonna be now.

You know how cousin Lou has that kid who's eyes touch.

Sorry I farted in the middle.

Don’t mention it

Ozone, Turbo, do your thing.