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Oh, geez!
Okay, you know what?
Oh, shit!
♪ We be jammin' with Jah ♪
Why don't you take a walk?
I want to have faith, Mom. I want to believe!
Why don't you all come on down, kick back...
God, I just hired an assistant.
Hey, boss. Closed on the condo.
Nate, I know you like water, a little H2O.
Babe, just get out. Come on, come on.
and admit there's something bigger than yourself?
Definitely no.
It's a great day.
Because if you don't, my business will go bankrupt
♪ Churches translate the Bible, fill it with distortion ♪
Why are you looking at me? I didn't say anything.
- But I'm crossing my fingers. - I don't care. Just...
What, you want me to jump in the pool?
for convincing me to pull the trigger.
♪ Upgrade your faith ♪
I'm starting to lose my patience.
I want you to turn to the person next to you and say, "G'day!"
I'm happy to see you, Mr. Parker.
It's a joke. It's her sense of humor.
Okay? That's a miracle.
I guess I got to buy a new cellphone.
♪ It's Bible 2.0 ♪
Believe it or not, it was actually an arranged marriage.
It was here. It was here.
♪ You are a shaman, I say amen ♪
It's awesome.
Hey, there, Gummy Bear.
So, is this the whole family, just the four of you?
Look, I appreciate the offer, all right,
Holy shit.
Must be a sign!
♪ So don't throw shade on Allah ♪
Yeah!
is admitting that you believe in something more than yourself,