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Everyone here knows about my jet.
A lot of people do.
Oh, whatever.
Holy shit! Jesus Christ!
You're not gonna like it.
Oh, geez. Really?
What?
♪ And the black and the rainbow ♪
while you're throwing your hard-earned cash at him.
- Yeah, it's Amanda K. - Okay.
Give me the weekend, okay?
Okay.
"Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," yada yada yada?
When did you start having kids?
♪ I say coulda, shoulda, woulda ♪
Did we get off on the right floor?
Meet my lovely wife, Laura.
- ♪ It's Jesus ♪ - That was...
It's good to see you. Good to meet you.
since I've lost my son,
Oh, God.
Come on, grow up.
Yeah.
Shush.
G'day!
Come on, love.
Scored, schmored!
It's what separates us from Mars!
Did God set you up on Linkedln?
Jesus.
business deal for my company, okay?
your children for the sake of business?
Nobody's listening.
It's not a trick, Mom!
- You have to! - Why?
By "deal" you mean, like...?
Jump. Yeah, okay.