Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you like whiskey?

How about Nikita?

you had to witness all this unpleasantness due to our uninvited guest.

Eggy, this is Rufus.

She's right. Fucking go!

Yeah, yeah. Let's see now.

Looking good, Eggsy.

How many people around the world have got those SIM cards?

Your Royal Highness.

I'm in Holborn police station...

Come on, then, you prick.

Could you turn the volume down, please?

Make it through the tests. Make him proud.

There's a reason why aristocrats developed weak chins.

If you're prepared to adapt and learn... ...you can transform

I'm starting the test now.

This weapon is live.

Do you understand?

I've always wanted to kiss a princess.

It's supposed to be working! What the fuck?

anibody willing to donate that much

I'm so sorry, sir, but a gentleman is completing his fitting.

Then I suggest you make my alias somebody worth kidnapping.

I'll be right back...

He's having a gala dinner next week

We must put aside all thoughts of death...

I sometimes envy the blissful ignorance of those less well versed in their...

you and I will be the best of friends.

Chester King is Arthur.

No evidence yet of a direct connection, but I'll keep looking.

If there's one thing I can do, it's keep my mouth shut.

Prepare to engage missile.

What's wrong with a simple switch?

hER ERKEK, KADIN VE ÇOCUK ÜCRETSİZ SIM KARTINI ALABİLİR Every Man, Woman And Child Can Claim A Free SIM Card...

How'd you get online? I couldn't.

That's it. That's it.

Well, my family were invited, obviously.

Eggsy, come here.

or an atheistic, science-loving evolution spouter...

I'll knock you straight back down on your fucking arse.

Ascot requires top hat.

By which I mean, a bespoke suit. Never off-the-peg.

An independent, international intelligence agency...

on cell phone and internet usage.

And a lot of powerful men with a desire to preserve peace and protect life.

Merlin, I apologize for putting you in this position.

Eggsy, find a laptop, get me online. The clock is ticking.

And who wants to do something good with his life.

Well, I'm a republican anyways, so it really doesn't matter.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Second lesson...

Your father was a brave man.

Rufus, you wanker!

I've come out the pub, he's done 15 donuts in my fucking face...

And that means, he's disrespecting you.

What? You just killed how many people in that church?

Because as far as I'm concerned, every single one of you has failed.

It's about being at ease in one's own skin.

Why don't you take this, go and get some Rizlas...

Congratulations.

to implant one of those things in my own head?

that is me done.

Merlin said we're not allowed to hold you.

You need a pen?

Lancelot, release now!

As a child, I rather fancied a future as a colorful megalomaniac.

That Richmond Valentine is a genius.

So... You make onion soup with Asiago?

He will be sorely missed.

How about you, Prime Minister? You in or out?

This stops right now.

You have a complaint, you come here and you whisper it in my ear.

I've been so worried about you.

Merlin said you wanted to see me, sir?

So, my friends...

And as a more concrete gesture of our gratitude...

Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth.

Everybody, listen up! Hello, hello!

But if I do have to, and you're inside the target...

When you get a virus...

Who the fuck are you?

- You see him? - Right here.

The nature of it is your choice.

Give me the gun.

One does not use Fitting Room Two when one is popping one's cherry.

can save your life.

Yeah OF COURSE. ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT.

Yes, they're founder members.

on what is probably the most dangerous job interview in the world.

See you in a bit.

"Got all of us involved in the conversation

I'd appreciate it enormously...

Come on, bruv, he hit my fucking mum!

Michelle, turn that shit off. It's doing my nut in.

Chechnya, 2013.