Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fine, I've locked the door. What do you want me to do now?

...you will have told me exactly what I need to know.

That's it, do as Mummy says.

Come on. There's no need for guns.

Has she got my number to call me back? I got a new phone.

You know, not a lot of people knew about him.

is Noah the bad guy?

It also fires a shotgun cartridge for use in messy close-range situations.

Merlin, you're the guvnor.

Bullshit! Just bring these two closer together.

That's the million-dollar question.

free internet...

we can do it in the asshole.

One notable absence from the red carpet was Iggy Azalea...

And I say to you...

What, you gone and nicked a fucking taxi, now?

He's going to reconnect the chain.

And don't forget your membership proposal.

That's the human body raising its core temperature to kill the virus.

To the shop, please.

and it's all good.

Banging on about losing me as well as my dad.

Is Kingsman worth dying for?

Firing in 3... 2...

We should honor their sacrifice...

Harry says you don't like to break rules, Arthur.

Fuck off. Why would she have low self-esteem?

How did i fucking miss it

I swear, you want to fucking stop it!

And you're one of the few powerful men who seems to share my concerns.

How does this help us right now?

Gentlemen, would you look after him, please?

Words to live by, rob

Mankind is the virus.

He was as much Kingsman material as any of them.

when I try to hard on a math quiz

Great hair maketh the man

- Merlin, get the plane ready. - Will do.

Edge of the atmosphere.

You know what's not good news?

Nothing questionable, if that's your concern.

You are totally the reason I'm here.

How'd the others do?

What a shame we both had to grow up.

And by the time it's fully trained, so will you be.

So I spent the last two years trying to find a real solution.

"Got All Of Us Involved In the Conversation..." 우리 모두를 대화에 참여하게 한거야

Bring the product release forward.

Let's hope enough of these freaks have our SIM cards.

Come on! That wasn't the fucking deal!

As of tomorrow...

Lancelot, you're doing great. Not much further to go.

Foiled the assassination of Margaret Thatcher.

Is he gonna be all right?

We're making our planet sick.

- Please. - Thank you.

My colleague died!

See you on the ground, boys.

You think there's a lot of jobs going around here, do you?

Go on, you got no bollocks!

can be remotely activated. Primed.

- How do they feel? - Yeah, good.

are working together to find the person behind these abductions.

J.B., come on! Come on!

You will drown in the blood of the Lord!

What the fuck's going on here?

I'm gonna fucking have ya!

although he is a just God, he is justly a vengeful one...

It's not worth it.

I put a nano tracker gel in the wine.

Finally find out who he works for.

Your father had the same look on his face.

I might suggest Lock and Co. Hatters.

Like an officer.

He's given me a job, Mum.

You do not have to be a Jew, a nigger, a whore...

because the last time I checked the planet was still fucked

I've had a rather emotional day...

But if I had, I would have given you an extra helping of secret sauce.

Nobody knows who this guy is?

Okay, you send out the two-minute warning.

It's going to take him no time at all.

Budge up, Rox. I'm feeling a bit rough.

you'll have a lasting and useful memento of your time at Kingsman.

Trump just got re-elected

It's time to make your decision.

Eggsy, we're on.

I'm supposed to be Arthur?

The list of missing celebrities and dignitaries has continued to grow in recent weeks...

Pair off! Grab the closest person to them.

I'm just a pilot.

Can I help you?

When he's born, when he marries, and when he dies.

I'm under very strict instructions not to hurt you.

so I can shut it down.

When we know who's fucked...

You've finally come to have that word with me, have you, son?

Well, we're not.

Now this is a dope-ass top hat

Is that Kingsman kid dead yet?