Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and switches off inhibitors.

Three's a crowd, innit? Why don't Dean's poodle go?

I told you. Aim for the target.

Because it's the nature of Kingsman that our achievements remain secret.

I hope you understand.

for the next 11 years until he died of pancreatitis.

- It's a hand grenade. - Shut up!

and utilize my communications network for free.

What, don't like heights?

A gentleman traditionally wears the signet on his left hand.

and, apparently, you need one of these penguin suits...

Mummy would never hurt you. I'm so sorry.

that a politician did something that actually made a difference.

For fuck's sake.

Kill That Motherfucker! He Killed All Our Friends!

they'll explode.

Some more examples of young men...

A gentleman traditionally wears the signet on his left hand.

You want to have a word with me, you get out of that cab...

Oh, God, where have you been?

Can you guess...

my mistake would have cost the lives of every man present.

He will not save you!

Really? It's actually quite fascinating.

Hence, we have just drunk a toast to him.

Eggsy, you fucking maggot!

Now, you can start giving me some names of the boys you were with...

MRW when I pull out the b team in a raid Kill that motherf*cker! He killed all out friends

Snakes Snakes everywhere....

Galahad, Percival, congratulations.

You Maniac! You Burned It Up! Darn You! Darn You All To Heck!

Gazelle, let's go ascoting.

The world is going to shit!

Yeah, well, when you grow up around someone like my stepdad...

No, they're exceptions. Come on.

ANDREW YOU'rE THE GOVERNER

You're the guv'nor

You don't land in the K, you're not in the K.

That's fucking spectacular!

Someone who wants to know what the fuck is going on.

Well, want me to follow him?

I'm speechless you'd even consider this.

as any of them.

You're gonna need to blend in.

as the man who saved humanity from extinction.

who simply need a silver suppository?

What's up, man?

Now, I do apologize, Eggsy.

Would sir care for a drink?

There's no need for champagne. We got loads in the plane.

I'm awfully sorry. I seem to have my dates muddled up.

We are doing everything in our power to find Princess Tilde.

currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend...

Lox as in smoked fish?

You will write the details of your next of kin on that bag.

there are no safety nets, understood?

What if the calculations are wrong?

I think I'm still in my last time zone.

and history will see Valentine...

Dean says you're fair game.

No, no, no. You don't talk to me like that.

You'll need to deploy your missile just before that, okay?

Is it just me, or does this champagne taste a little bit funny?

After you nicked his car...

Is Kingsman really worth dying for?

And who's Harry Hart?

got all of us involved in the conversation...

who simply need a silver suppository?

I want to know the name of the geezer you was with.

Let's face it, Galahad, your little experiment failed.

Needed to let off a little steam.

Wherever you go, your dog goes.

That is rank harry

I want to speak to the British Council!

- Whoever you spoke to... - I told you...

Just tell the operator...

Royal Crown Princess Tilde.

He made me kill Professor Arnold.

Now, get the fuck up! Slowly.

Valentine can send his signal to any of them, all of them.

That was the headline...

All right, no one panic. Listen to me.

That's not much of a lead. He has millions of employees worldwide.

Some more examples of young men...

Planet Earth works the same way.

But there's hope, okay?

Arthur, please.

If you save the world...

Great performance at primary school.

It's definitely Saint Andrews.

it delivers 50,000 volts.

But he wasn't exactly one of us, was he?

The higher you go, the more the balloons expand.

What the fuck is this?

J.B., I'll shoot you! Goddamn you, I'll fucking shoot you!

Come back when you've grown a pair!

Looking good, Alik.