Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- A party? - Tonight, in London.

So, you want to donate to my foundation.

we'd do just as well as you. If not, better.

This one just has a short range.

The day your father died, I missed something.

What the fuck's wrong with them?

But you've got a big role to play...

You're dismissed.

Countdown to V-day!

How deep does this fucking thing go?

to have you locked up for the rest of your life...

We're here to enhance your skills, test you to the limit.

First prize, regional Under-10s gymnastics...

I thought that plan was a bit shit

and world leaders are coming under increasing pressure to provide answers.

Might learn a thing or two.

Merlin You're the guvnor

Just cut the fucking ropes, please!

Hidden Expedition The Altar Of Lies

You read my mind.

I have enough evidence on your activities...

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because their mum is a one-legged lesbian.

Grenade! Sir, get back!

- No! - You so are.

Sam, you're the guvnor

This additional decorative piece is called broguing.

Opening at 300 feet...

"Can you get me out?"

sorry about that

You should've asked me before you took a seat.

So sorry, Professor Arnold. Just a tiny bit more.

Fuck you nigger

You boys have outstayed your welcome.

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Merlin.

He's probably seen enough of them.

Arthur, Harry's dead.

Satan cannot save you now! You will eat your babies.

This unprecedented giveaway by the philanthropist Richmond Valentine...

Eggsy, Valentine's using someone else's satellite.

The world is going to shit!

What the fuck you doing here? You taking the piss?

You're going to need a pair of shoes to go with your suit.

I'll be right back...

Merlin, you're a fucking genius!

Lancelot, you're going to be using it.

Just tell him, Eggsy!

Sorry, Eggsy. Classified.

What's going on?

And may I suggest Twinkies and a 1937 Château d'Yquem for pudding?

Countdown initiated.

Phone call for you at reception.

You're right about the snobs.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

My point is, that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path...

You shot your dog and had it stuffed?

compatible with any cell phone, any computer...

When folks tell their kids the story of Noah's Ark...

and that we're past the point of no return no matter what remedial actions we take?

Gin, not vodka, obviously.

So before you was a tailor, was you in the army?

Feeling good, Alik.

We pull our cords one by one!

Those of you who are still here, that is.

Got to save the world.

Come on, good boy.

FBI have been monitoring them for years.

Am I the expendable candidate?

Your father saved my life.

Very, very nice.

- Keep shooting, I'll find a route. - Understood.

I didn't even know he wasn't with his squad.

You know we're not allowed to discuss who proposed us.

- Come on, then! - Eggsy, forget it!

I'm not taking any chances.

So much for classic army technique.

We need to have patience, Eggsy.

...the number ten will be the last thing you will ever hear.

Sounds good to me

Front page news on all these occasions was celebrity nonsense.

I know this bloke who's just taken over a tailor shop on Savile Row.

Don't take any notice of those guys

Climate change research, lobbying, years of study, billions of dollars...

We don't know what he was exposed to in there.

I'm so sorry. Mummy would never hurt you.

I shouldn't have done this in front of you.

I'm going to have to insist...

And if we was born with the same silver spoon up our arses...

Hey, it's gonna be all right.

you might want to have a word with him about sharing his password.

Rox, I need a favor.

How can I understand?

My first mission.

My kind of welcome.