Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hardly felt a thing.

You just have to trust me.

when the choke hold

Nice! Well done, both of you.

It feels good, right?

You fucking dirty, fucking dirty...

Words to live by, Eggsy.

It comes with a lot of perks.

You throw away...

It's absolutely brilliant.

Who's to blame for you quitting the Marines?

Get out of the fucking car!

The blood of the innocent, spilled!

Go on, Mr. Valentine.

Hence, my epiphany.

We'll know his every move for the next 24 hours.

Harry, I'm so sorry. I'm gonna do whatever...

I'm not supposed to say it, but it was...

ALNH: LUCIUS WITH 20 KILLS PER WEEK

who works in a military abortion clinic.

and then I brought him home and continued to care for him...

My, my, you're all very cheerful.

he became aware they'd effected a kidnapping.

Being a gentleman has nothing to do with one's accent.

as well as your agreement to strict confidentiality.

and you know why I quit?

Much appreciated.

Harry would be proud of you, Eggsy.

ME BE LIKE WHEN CHELSEA VAN DER ZEE Took the Fucking Trident

This isn't about money.

This is an organization, and they're all over us.

It gives me great pleasure to announce...

All his rich mates, they get to live...

Can I see that?

Sorry, I just had to come over and say, amazing eyes.

You set a new record.

- You cheeky... Understood?

Global warming is the fever.

HHI I will now pop your cherry

Words to live by.

- Who's this? - Your target.

Good plan, Eggsy.

Harry, what the heck is going on?

Yes, Merlin. I've nearly got it. Give me a second!

Is there a problem?

The suit is a modern gentleman's armor.

These you are familiar with, and this is our standard issue pistol.

So, Eggy, are you Oxford or Cambridge?

Did you save the world?

Best of luck with everything.

How far is Ascot?

Eggsy, I really don't think I can do this.

Lancelot was an outstanding agent, and a true Kingsman.

Like what to do when one of your group has no parachute.

I don't agree...

Any idiot can read a heads-up display.

Honestly, this whiskey, it's amazing.

anybody willing to donate that much

Kick his ass, Gazy!

It's up to you.

And he gets to pick and choose who gets culled, does he?

Are these all Kingsmen?

You all talk so funny.

You're top of the class.

Are you wearing color contacts?

We're over 1,000 feet away. What's wrong?

I have no idea what you're talking...

has already seen over a billion cards distributed.

Nonsense. We haven't finished our drinks.

You need to take that chip off your shoulder.

until I finish this lovely pint of Guinness.

Just get it done.

In the old days, they had a phone in the heel as well.

You all talk so funny.

to win over the individual on the photograph in your envelope.

- I don't know what you're on about. - Who was it?

What the fuck you doing here? You taking the piss?

And take care of your mum, too.

It'll suit you, you mug.

Don't be absurd.

Fortunately, yes.

Get into your halo suit.

Hell, man, you know me. Money's not my issue.

Goes great with this '45 Lafite.

Come and live with me there, Mum.

if you can get a breathing tube around a U-bend of a toilet...

but there's a much easier way to guarantee getting someone home.

Words to live by. Try a pair.

Do you know what that means?

with no thought about why we do what we do.

Well done, son!

Look, you've made a mistake.

Let's see what you got. Want a bit of me?

And on this occasion...

Give me the mic.

Fitting Room Two is available.

Expounds something called Gaia theory...

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

What the fuck is Kingsman?

we'd like to offer you...

Only when I'm casing a place to rob.

those days are over.

Low self-esteem. That's her problem.

...and their roles in saving the human race.

And it all went tits up.

Your candidates have reached the final stage of the testing process.

Like when all your numbers in bingo are crossed out.

As a good friend once said...

Lancelot! Release now!

Eggsy just stole my fucking car.

I'll show you yours.

Unfortunately, the IP address I traced it to...