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Not yet, but he will be soon.

Come on! Don't make me late for the queen.

We're only halfway into production...

Touch the contact behind the ring...

words to live by, nova

And if it weren't for his courage...

That is fucking spectacular!

I'm sorry, sir. Wrong number.

I'll have the Big Mac, please.

Words to live by, Alik.

Well, I hope it's to your mum...

Nowadays, they're all a little serious for my taste.

Did you serve me at the McDonald's in Winchester service station?

She works in our tech department in Berlin. She's fine.

Society's dead.

A classic pairing.

Eggsy, the world is going to shit!

Words to live by, Alik.

Posh girls love a bit of rough.

Merlin, remember those implants you said were of no use to us?

and we hope that we have not lost you as a loyal customer.

Requesting permission to land.

You were all over the radar.

I have no idea.

have buried their heads in the sand and stood for nothing but re-election.

Any chance you can turn them on?

You just stay right there. I'll sort this mess out when I get back.

Fuck that guy, whoever he is. I'm gonna...

- I'm Eggsy. - Eggy?

Eggsy, wait! Hang on!

- You won't tell a soul? - Ask the feds.

I could've retired straight out of MIT...

Eggsy, take a left.

Release the princess!

Yeah, you can all wipe those smirks off your faces.

If I were you, I'd concentrate on your training.

Bingo, the game. You have played bingo, right?

You need to see this.

Nonsense. Let him observe.

you pick up new hobbies pretty quick.

I didn't expect it to be that effective.

Perhaps I'll show you Fitting Room Three while we wait.

He's got biometric security.

I might suggest Lock and Co. Hatters.

The world is going to shit!

Bad shit could happen if this falls into the wrong hands.

And I will see you all in the new age.

Our filthy government condones sodomy, divorce, abortion!

Charlie's only making conversation, right, Charlie?

- No offense, bruv. - It's all right.

Transmitted through your nasty, free SIM cards, I assume.

Looking good, rob.

The question is, what are we going to do?

When you left my house...

- On my way. - Lancelot, good luck!

The birth of a new age.

Every bit of research kept pointing to the same thing.

Gazelle! Let's go ascoting.

Not so bad, right?

Of course not. Pull the hook on your left.

I want to know his fucking name!

with the horrifying knowledge of its host's fragile mortality.

- Saint Andrews? - Durham?

He'd just get that lot to do you, and then pretend he knew nothing...

I say again, we have secured Falcon.

How long to re-link the satellite chain?

Kill that motherfucker! He killed all our friends!

He's having a gala dinner next week.

I had such high hopes for you.

is a prototype personal transatmospheric vehicle.

It was a fucking blank.

You shot your dog and had it stuffed?

Eggsy, just go. Please, just go, babe.

I need to piggyback.

I am inviting you to be part of a new world.

As long as you agree to my conditions.

My name is Harry Hart, and I gave you that medal.

And once you've deployed, you'll need to release for descent, fast.

You're fucking insane!

When your employee gets sassy You Have A Complaint, You Come Here And You Whisper It In My Ear.

So, you want to donate to my foundation.

So freaky how there's no recognizable name for the Chinese secret service.

Of course. Always someone else's fault.

Drugs, petty crime. Never had a job.

Yelling is telling, come over here and whisper how we men can go handle things…privately!

And as for you, Prime Minister

we know the emergency and surveillance system work.

It's pretty basic, but it should still work.

How long before you make that happen?

The world is going to shit!

I think this is quite brilliant.

Should've driven it over.

Did you see the film Trading Places?

I wouldn’t touch you with a Thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot-ple

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