Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Perfect timing.

Eggsy, meet me at the tailor I told you about.

It's a closed network, you see. Pre-authorized connections only.

One of our finest examples of chemical engineering.

Galahad was very fond of you.

Lancelot was investigating a group of mercenaries...

The result is the same.

- Fuck! - Oh, shit!

MRW I have to use a B team for a raid Kill that motherfucker! He killed all our friends!

The problem with us common types...

A Kingsman agent.

what Logan be saying to Asher after he and Finn get beat up by Mauricio

We each spend on average $2,000 a year...

Words to live by, rob.

so that you craved individual attention.

They're gun dogs.

Do you know what I love about pen and paper?

A young man who is loyal.

Welcome aboard.

Eggsy, get me online now.

It's like those fucking state school kids who get into Oxford on C grades...

Cookie, I’m Fucked!

Nobody told me to try and save the planet.

I'll get you an invitation. You need to be careful, though.

Did you not see his announcement today?

What about Harry's footage?

It was developed as part of Reagan's Star Wars project.

Hold up! What the...?

If and when he comes around...

Your complaint has been duly noted...

Is that gonna fit me?

For God's sake, I've barely touched you.

oxfords not brogues, and then I'll know it's you.

Now this.. Is a dope ass song

The birth of a new age.

Above the politics and bureaucracy...

You're a bloody disgrace.

is a day of celebration.

But the old ones...

Roger that. Target identified.

If you're prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform.

You will write your name on that bag.

teamwork is paramount here at Kingsman.

Our founders realized that they could channel that wealth and influence...

Amelia, isn't it?

How's that for positive discrimination?

A gentleman's name should appear in the newspaper only three times.

A poison, harmless when ingested...

His invitation is in his phone. You give them this.

I was thirsting for that dope-ass smoking jacket you had on.

Welcome to Kingsman.

in being superior to your fellow man.

Fucking tell me his name!

This is Professor Arnold...

Merlin, I'm fucked.

Let's call it a favor.

I've never grassed anyone up.

There's two more.

Hello everyone yo yo sup

How'd your folks make it?

Put it back, Eggsy.

What's up, man?

Are you mental, cuz?

Eggsy, next left, down the narrow tunnel!

get yourself some sweets? And while you're gone...

That's me fucked then.

Arthur, I'm sorry.

I figure we're just getting the really nervous ones.

Who can do as he's asked.

Forgive me, I'm sure you're highly educated.

Mr. DeVere. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Nobody told me to try and save the planet... you know why I quit? Hence, my epiphany.

What did you do to me?

Sounds good to me.

But my dad saved your life, yeah?

It's not working!

Of course you can't.

but I think that one day, you might be as good a spy...

Like my dad saved your life even though your fuck-up cost his.

Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight?

Es enserio No te creo

Did you really think I was stupid enough...

- Electrocute you? - Don't be ridiculous.

This is an 1815 Napoleonic brandy.

words to live by, nova

We've lost one of our satellites.

Gin, not vodka, obviously.

Germany, 1, England, 5.

Head to the back and I'll show you how, yeah?

Can I have a word about my mum's black eye?

Eggsy, the world is going to shit!

Not everybody would thank you for that one.

Get Valentine's hand off that bloody desk now!

F'n Spectacular

Well, if we don't do something, nature will.

And you, Eggsy.

You're gonna have to get in there and make sure his hand never touches that desk.

THAT IS FUCKING SPECTACULAR!

and I am never ever going to agree!

The world is going to shit!

That technology has caught up with the spy world.

Oxfords not brogues.

You shot your dog and had it stuffed?