Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Merlin said you wanted to see me?
Rox, it's me.
Free calls...
Now me.
training is over.
Arthur's head of a spy agency. It's called Kingsman.
Correct. Charlie, isn't it?
Need I remind you, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for that young man?
Yeah.
Sir.
Yeah.
I hope J.B.'s training is going as well as yours is.
And we only drink it when we lose a Kingsman.
Oxfords not brogues.
That other balloon is gonna blow!
I don't know who the fuck that is!
I could kill you right now...
Bollocks.
whether they agree with him or not.
Yeah, go on, walk away. Dickhead.
You didn't stop shit!
continue to wait in line day and night to get their free SIM cards.
Got All Of Us Involved In the Conversation..." Got all of us involved in the conversation
I told you, you're free to go any time you want.
Which is why you're gonna pick a puppy.
What are you doing here?
Is that understood?
Eggsy, please, please, just don't get involved.
Eggsy, please, just don't get involved.
so I suggest you tell me who kidnapped you and why they let you go.
What do you see?
They're coming at me from both sides. I'm out of options.
He don't give a shit what your mum says.
Rage, cannibalism, multiple fatalities.
Indisputably, the work of our mercenaries, but no trace of any chemicals of any kind.
- but if you don't object... - Of course.
That is rank, Harry.
Nonsense.
You know, governments and security forces worldwide...
You think you can chat shit about us and we won't do nothing...
so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well-founded...
Shit!
Deep enough.
"Do You Have Any Luggage?"
My name's Eggsy Unwin.
They put it in the water supply of a guerrilla army base.
Sorry, Gary Unwin. And I'm up shit creek.
our ever-growing list of missing persons now includes Scandinavian royalty.
By the way بالمناسبة
Valentine selected his chosen few to get the countdown warning...
Fuck.
When your employee gets sassy
and no one in the whole world will notice!
I'm sure you've adhered to Valentine's strict no-weapons policy...
All right.
No.
Doesn't explain why you gave up your hobbies.
is registered to the Valentine Corporation.
That carbon emissions are a red herring...
And stood for nothing but reelection
Can you get me out?
To Lancelot.
Like in My Fair Lady.
Much appreciated, Eggsy.
What's wrong, mate? You can't take a joke?
Try picking a more suitable candidate this time.
What the fuck you doin' here? You takin' the piss?
Saint James's.
just because our guvnor's banging Eggsy's mum?
No, I shut things down, because I wasn't getting anywhere.
The story of the internet billionaire's rise to power...
that's pretty ballsy.
His MRI shows no signs of concussion.
for all eternity.
Shit. Lancelot, hurry up and fire!
Valentine didn't let me out of his sight.
I'm afraid not.
Roxy, just stop fucking about!
Follow me, yeah?
So you thought we were done for the day, huh?
Fucking dad's gonna hear about this!
Oh, no, no. There's no way I can hack past that.
Nice and slow.
I don't know who you're fucking on about!
Including a house.
Come on, Gazelle! We're gonna be late.
Because the last time I checked, the planet was still fucked.
and a most distinguished legacy for our fallen friend, it is, too.
Oh, my days. Look how big you've grown!
Simple physics, worth remembering.
Yes, I am.
No. Now this one.
1962 Dalmore.
Merlin, are you clocking this?
Watch the news. Watch the news.
Shit.
Oh, my word.
You are the chosen people.
What's your name, young man?
True nobility is being superior to your former self.
With respect?
Fuck you!
The others were beginning to wonder if we were going to have a double toast.
Mrs. P, did you get one?
I don't know who you're fucking on about!
And remember, try to blend in.
The world is changing.
You what?
He tracked them to this property in Argentina.
Thank you.
10 percent.