Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Geez! Fuck.
Manners...
A bespoke suit always fits.
We ain't got much choice. You get me?
The peasant dies
Fucking get on with it!
I'm a university lecturer. I've got no money.
Me hitting him, him hitting the floor.
Well done for completing another task. Fall out.
or you go down.
We mustn't mourn those who give their lives today.
Well, then you know what that psycho's doing.
No, please, don't hurt him!
Hey! What's your problem?
Congratulations, Mycroft, you just graduated from my pilot to my valet.
on certain political matters.
Yes, I am. Stay focused.
Is that better?
You were halfway through training, doing brilliantly, but you gave up.
Is God the bad guy?
I goddamn loved Professor Arnold.
You owe me, Eggsy.
Lady Sophie Montague-Herring.
But a Kingsman wears it on whichever hand happens to be dominant.
For the test at the church.
The point is, Eggsy, nobody thanked me for any of them.
You shot a dog just to get a fucking job.
So, you gonna come in?
Only place she'll be visiting is you in fucking hospital.
Rufus, come on!
how to make a proper martini.
You won't tell me anything.
- We don't have a lot of time. - What are you going to do?
Most definitely.
YOU ARE THE CHOSEN
Yeah. Now, we're gonna nick his car.
Merlin.
You should get out of the way, Granddad, or you'll get hurt and all.
Eggsy, the signal's started!
I want to know who you was with in that pub. Do you understand?
I'm your pilot. I'm gonna stay here.
You're a fucking dead man! Stop it!
Hollywood
Foxes are vermin, cuz.
Good luck.
You should be.
Look, I'm just into finding out what caliber person you are.
Once he explained, I understood.
you have an unlimited air supply.
9...
A simple switch?
Shame.
and your next of kin...
And Kingsman suits are always bulletproof.
which buys us enough time for you to get me into Valentine's mainframe...
- Hideous - Mine's pretty sweet.
Our worldwide tour was a complete success.
Holy fuck!
Ever heard of knocking?
Sit down, you.
Are u takin A FUCKIN PISS
You trained him well.
Arthur's phone is receiving update texts about getting to safety.
Chester King.
No!
It'll take him a couple of hours to reroute it...
No, it fucking isn't!
An oxford is any formal shoe with open lacing.
Gentlemen, I'm thankful to say it's been 17 years...
Oh, God. Where have you been?
We have total coverall.
and he's drove off.
if our tests go well at the church tomorrow, we are good to go.
Of sorts.
Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal. And A Happy New Year.
You know what? Fuck it.
My turn to play, Valentine.
Wait! Wait!
Fucking missed it.
I'm so sorry, I can't say more.
This is his last transmission.
- Is that a promise? - On my life!
The glass is not gonna hold long.
still missing three days after she failed to appear at her Oakland concert.
What a coincidence.
So I owe him.
Why Is Amity Blight So Fucking Cute
It's a bulldog, innit?
Yes!
Fuck off! Fuck off, Michelle!
A word of advice.
Can you hold these? Please?
What about these? What do these do?
if you could just leave us in peace...
Well, it's like you said to Harry.
- Get them yourself. - Oi.
In Harry's honor...
I want you to join me in a toast.
Are you taking the fucking piss?
I'm glad you made it!
It should only be operated by someone as responsible and sane as me.
Forever.
Just let me out, you psycho!
Eggsy, come on. Time is not our friend.
If you have a complaint Come and whisper in my ear
He knew your father too, actually.
Gin, not vodka, obviously.
You Want The Truth? You Can't Handle The Truth!
Bloody well done.