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- No, I'm telling you--
That shit there's gotta be the devil's work.
♪
We're a team like the dynamic duo.
Whatever creature was piloting the ship
♪
- Mm, wow. - Damn impressive.
- If I'm going to kill everyone
- [chuckles] Finally, somebody who gets it.
at Sam's office on the night of his death.
shall we call it medical leave?
- Hi, I'm Ethan, the new doctor.
with oat milk and conflict-free sugar.
- Asta, will you help me pop it back in?
I have to work on that one.
- Yeah. [chuckles]
- Hey, you're not allowed on the glacier!
I'm older than you.
- Or you call professionals at a helpline
- ♪ If you only knew what I'm going through ♪
- At arm wrestling. [laughs]
- I saw the new doctor, and he is gorgeous.
Botulinum toxin is a poison.
Mm.
Oh, what the hell?
- Everybody, meet the very accomplished
Damn kid could work for the CIA.
- Mm, mm.
I don't hate the new doctor as much.
- I wasn't asking.
- Hi, sweetie.
- Whoa.
- Of course, sir.
♪ When you're sad
Ready? - Mm-hmm.
♪ Whoa, I'm a criminal, whoa
that it's your fault, that it's okay
I'm sorry, what are you saying?
There's the man who might have cancer.
- Yes, General.
- Oh, that's just my girlfriend.
- What's he doing? - He's dancing with her.
[soft dramatic music]
[TV static buzzes]
Who is this guy?
One nut.
- Coffee?
Secure the crash site.
- Lieutenant, I would like to introduce you
- We just need to ask him a few questions.
- And then you could remove all of your clothing,
All right, let’s try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
[bones crack] - Ah!
- So, yeah, things are gonna get messy.
Okay, take that.
- Yes! [laughs]