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The woman is a trained killer.
Luna, this has gone far enough.
[EXHALES]
with the Fidel Castro story.
Warning: extreme violence
I don't give a fuck if it was Jesus' birthday.
I really thought you blew it there
I might as well just blow myself up right now.
Uh, so, um...
I think he was in the bathroom all night.
Watch when you go to sleep.
Inspect the house.
Damn it, Luna. Stop being a victim.
Yeah, I am so sure that's true.
Definitely. I'll call you
Yeah. Uh-huh.
It was 1988,
♪ Deep down On a roll, on go, eh... ♪
Then I ended up having to use it on him,
see some really good matches, get a tan.
And you can't kidnap people just because they don't like you.
Oh. That Larry David is something else. Whoo!
Oh, you mean the Fidel Castro, Jay-Z birthday party lie?
[GRANDDAD LAUGHS]
You think I knew she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch?
Today is Fidel Castro's birthday.
I don't think I could handle it.
I can't believe I let that big old woman
Now, let me borrow your car.
[LAUGHS]
WOMAN: You got him, girl?
♪ She's gone-- ♪
And what was it about you
And once you let go of the past,
But leave me out of this first. Let me go.
How could you know that? Were you there?
Fidel Castro?
♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪
Just like the picture, right?
Shh.
HUEY: No. Luna.
♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪
This sucks.
Oh, jeez.
[ALL CHEER]
GRANDDAD: Don't come back too soon. Maybe about 30 years.
Heh-heh-heh. But you know what I forgot?
there were no White Lotus masters left alive.
He said he'd invite me back soon.
Well, you're a liar on the inside.