Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, my God, girl. I am so sorry.

and you didn't want to see me again, like the others.

This crazy ex-boyfriend I had one time,

If a man said that to me, oh, my God,

That's why I'm by myself.

♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪

and he gonna send you home early?

RUCKUS: First of all, if a woman

Nigga, you ain't no Denzel.

I lied to get you out of the house

Take responsibility."

I say make a man wait until he's resentful.

Well, I hope her friend isn't giving her more bad--

They cover room and food. Everything.

You know what? I've had it.

Either she was gonna stay here,

Hello? A life without a man to take care of your ass

Oh, me and Robert patched things up.

You without me equal

To no more weekend visits by crazy Internet women.

She hit me with one of them exploding nutsack techniques.

What's wrong with you?

Well, ha, this is awkward, but, um, how do I do this? Okay.

LIONEL: Don't--

how long you been kickboxing?

It's a mythical, invitation-only martial arts tournament

Under no circumstances do you change that story.

but, uh, heh, do you think maybe

"Best regards, Huey Freeman.

I dunno, whose is that? Baby, I'm with you every single second of every freaking day, okay? I wake up with you next to me. I go to sleep next to you. I go to the bathroom sometimes you wanna intrude while I'm taking a shit,

Um, this might seem strange,

[REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING, INDISTINCT LYRICS]

When was this picture taken? 1964?

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