Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's all that stuff they do to their hair.
who lie and avoid commitment.
You're just like the others.
Uh-huh. The Kumite.
That's exactly why I don't have a man now.
And by everything else, I mean her looks. She was fine.
Thanks for inviting a killer Kung Fu wolf bitch to the crib, grandad.
Upside his nose.
Her hobbies include pets, traveling, kickbox--
I bet she have a gang of niggas up in here to rob us.
[♪♪♪]
I didn't even wanna kidnap you.
"Please check on us periodically this weekend.
♪ To call your brother sun ♪
Yeah, let's say that. We weren't very close.
That's why I am by myself. Love the Vibrator!
Have you heard of the Kumite?
♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪
[DOORBELL RINGS]
[BOTH SIGH LOUDLY]
Mm-hm. You see, girl?
Hyah!
A brush? I know it's a brush, babe! Who's is it? It's your brush.
You're right.
Now, remember, none of this was your fault.
I suffered every kind of abuse imaginable. Verbal.
The Kumite is supposed to be
This weekend sucked.
[CHUCKLES, SIGHS]
You don't need to give him no ass yet anyway.
NICOLE: Hello? Hello?
he gonna marry you then?
Uh, yeah.
But everything else was so right.
Sure she gonna believe that?
No, girl. That's not at all what I was gonna say.
Love the vibrator.
What was that noise?
I would just freaking die.
Still look like a ape with a pretty head of hair.
That's not mine! My hair is blonde! That's black hair! Number one, babe, this is blonde hair. And Number two, ain't no one else in the world got damaged hair like this. This is yours.
It's a five-hour drive.
Oh, come on, Granddad.
MASTER: Flawless victory.
Why would she like you?
[LAUGHS]
Brenda Richie knew kung fu.
Oh, we gonna show that nigga just who crazy.
I don't know. Who's is that? Baby, I'm with you every single second of every freaking day, okay? I wake up with you next to me, I go to sleep next to you, I go to the bathroom,
No-ho-ho-ho. Lionel Richie's ex-wife.
the Internet hadn't been invented yet.
You told this man your life story,