Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

God, what did I do to deserve this?

Jet magazine said she used to fight in the Kumite.

She couldn't look that good. She was black.

HUEY: And that was the day Ms. Luna decided

And you're sure this is what she looks like?

She still there? Why ain't she leaving?

HUEY: And so she told them the very,

This ain't you!

GRANDDAD: Oh, it was terrible. Terrible.

You must be crazy. You gotta let your thing go.

"Dear Tom, my granddad kicked a woman named Luna--"

That's not mine, my hair is blonde. That's black hair. NO.1, babe, this is blonde hair. And NO.2, ain't no one else in the world got damaged hair like this, this is yours.

Did any of them niggas call you back?

And there was that summer I dated Jim Brown--

Bitch this chicken is cold!

Okay, let me get this right, now.

I'm enjoying this time with you. Are you kidding?

[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

♪ The story that just begun ♪

My friend Nicole says it's men like you, Robert,

When I turned 17, I ran away to Hong Kong,

You a beautiful, talented woman.

But I forgot-- Stupid me. I forgot to buy some balloons.

Luna, it's like the great Tae Bo master

talk her into blowing herself up

where I met Triad boss Kenny Woo, my first love.

Not a good look?

You know what's wrong with me.

on some faraway mysterious island.

In fact, I was just telling Huey

♪ So that you can know Left from right ♪

for Fidel Castro's birthday party that I'm planning,

I will butt-rape your grandfather