Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just a figure eight. It's like double Dutch!

Whoo. That's a very risky dish.

It was, like, very inspiring.

No, it's not. It's Ron, and you're from Jersey.

All right, here's a little joke for everybody.

Sandy, I love that kerchief.

Numberblocks - Stampolines [S01E12] (all cheering)

Claire! It's like Geppetto!

Hungry and angry. You hangry, Claire.

You crushed it like velvet.

that just says, I give up.

by coming from the east, turning him around,

Are you stroking out?

And I can say that 'cause I'm Scottish!

Nobody's sucking my dick.

Yeah, what if nobody sucks his dick?

It's a phoenix, Claire. It's my totem animal.

I stand corrected. Do you want some nuts?

Let's hope for the second.

We gotta recruit some Darnell Darlings today!

You are Michelle Darnell.

Yes, absolutely. Do you need...

Bryce did everything you asked him to do.

I'm gonna shove a box of chocolate clusters up that tight ass of yours.

oh dear grandma snell fancy a production gift keychain IBM door button? yes one that is rented out!

I don't know, Chrystal.

I made a good business...

I swear, some of the words were Spanish.

That's who Pam fucked!

Fuck off, Bryce.

- All right? - Yes.

He has no cell phones, no emails. He leaves no digital trail.

We're having a sword fight. We're both fighting with swords.

Let's go watch a movie. I'm babysitting.

She's always getting into fist fights.

why you guys are feeling a little logy.

I took the guard's keycard. Oh, fuck me.

If you're not back, we will leave without you!

I think you're gonna be very excited about.

You know, probably do it over dinner or something,

She's got to breathe, Claire.

That is... You're gonna zip a nipple.

But for a very limited amount of time. Okay?

Michelle. Michelle?

What's going on?

Or Sandy. I like Sarah.

I think I've shattered my pelvis.

Lock it up, Danny.

Oh. Rejected Mike.

This is my way back, m'kay?

That's just the coffee kickin' in. It's good for...

'cause all that dishing can be exhausting.

That's right, MD.

Whoa, sweet baby Jesus. Yeah.

He was smelling your hand

I mean, they rallied around her. They loved her more.

That's not what they'd say.

I should probably pop it with a little sugar.

I'm gonna pour this into something

Well, maybe they should know that

We're gonna make a million shit loads.

Look for girls that are named after precious stones.

Aren't you charming for yelling that out on the street like that.

Is sold the company to Film4

Really sorry about your loss.

You know, we went to get sushi once

but if you promise not to hurt anybody in this room,

I just thought it was wonderful.

Is she picking up?

If that's an option.

That batch is burnt!

Where are my things? I'm really sorry, Michelle.

Agave. No, they're both terrible.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!

Claire. That is wildly inappropriate.

It's so hard to describe her.

Your shareholders have all sold off.

Ooh. Look at this! We brought treats, everybody! Treats!

Tell her what a Social Butterfly badge is.

This is... It's just too risky.

I have a previously scheduled thing.

I think I do. And I think I want you to fuck off.

I bet you got here climbing on my back somehow.

Oh, my God. Are you still nursing Rachel?

george i told ya not to get a dog put it in a car swollow a fly and let it honk the horn! boing good riddance faye you gulpe from nye labs!

You wouldn't even be here

Why is that one whistling?

How did I get to my success level? What's my secret?

That's enough! It's too hot.

You're on. You got yourself a date. That sounds terrific, okay?

This is Dandelion territory.

I do hate this job.

No. It's her voicemail.

Claire, get me a new lawyer.

Oh, you know the rules, boys. Go, go, go, go!

Does that seem accurate to you?

for insider trading.

Just answer the question, Claire.

Was that through... Was that through intercourse?

What? Oh, my God.

But I'll guess this.

I'm such a badass! This is gonna be amazing!

Is that like a really cheap bottle of wine?

Oh, teeth whitening. Sorry. Sorry, yes.

Oh, my God! How long has it been?

Because you will never be invited into my basement.

It's not false, Tito. It's entirely accurate.

Why would you be in?