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I took you in off the street, okay?

It's Ron talking.

and just, um...

Do what you do. I'm gonna do what I do.

I thought you were in jail.

- You're in? - Mmm-hmm.

who's filling in for alex kilbourn? josh williams.

Oh, my God. I know, right?

You gotta watch out for Rachel.

We are partners, 50-50,

I'm trying to help you not...

We were jostling each other's bosoms like friend

And it's Sunday. No one will be in his offices.

She's the CEO of three Fortune 500 companies

You. Will. Get. Rich.

You make a mind-blowing brownie. Okay.

I'm late for my morning ride.

When he found out I was pregnant,

Yep, the air is sweeter out here.

For your information, jailbird...

I think they'd be saying, Claire,

This is an official meeting and you're interrupting it.

You know the first time I saw you? Twenty-three years old.

You know, it's funny, looking at this, I think what day is this?

You are fighting with the wrong redhead!

Hi there, Ronald.

That is impressive. I mean, you gotta give him that.

We can dish about the boss, and gossip about stuff and...

He's not getting paid for this.

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How long has it been since you've had sexual activity?

You're not my boss anymore!

You will be. You will be. I'm sorry.

You're sucking his dick.

Hi, do you have money?

I'm wearing a bra, a new bra. It's not new.

Always gotta stretch your boobs when you're nervous.

but let's talk cookie sales, that is.

We're kind of in the middle of something here, Michelle.

Hi, is there a Claire here?

And I want you to be able to see the difference.

because you also hired all of these people without consulting me.

I don't think I like Sassy Claire

It's a personal best.

Continue eating that delicious spring lamb you heard screaming this morning.

Which makes you a criminal.

I do a great job.

Claire doesn't wanna suck his dick!

You can treat yourself to a little underwire

What? Mmm-hmm. They just walked out.

So I don't want you to feel bad about that.

who's filling in for michael niccolls? moana marsh.

We don't know yet. We don't know yet.

My daughter, Beth, was so worried about Spaghetti.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

But that's not what the bottle says.

There ain't gonna be any brownies left in the world.

Claire. That is wildly inappropriate.

What are my opportunities? What are my pitfalls?

who's filling in for gavin bastro? caleb leblanc.

Oh, you know what? Wait a minute, let me see something.

It's fine. Didn't have to.

Grandpa Joe... Joe.

'Cause I would love to do this. Great.

It's like that classic comedy gag, He's on my baseball.

If she doesn't have anywhere to go, she should stay here.

I leave the room for one minute to talk to my landscaper

and didn't let anybody weigh me down,

I worked myself silly.

Michelle! He literally tried to kill you!

I saw you sniffing around my bakery.

Watch your language, Michelle!

You should never cover that up.

Claire, I'm gonna give you a head start

and you can't make decisions without telling me!

My boss, who is a massive fan of yours, by the way,

It'll be a fun kind of roommate...

I may have fudged the initial paperwork. You what?

This is 9900? Yeah.

And if you buy four sets, you get this adorable wagon.

Oh, no. No touching. No.

Uh, hi, there! Hey! You're Michelle Darnell.

It is really small, it's like... It's freaky small.

Tell your mom what was the last great program you completed.

Don't... You know what? Let's...

I don't think I like sassy Claire.

I deserve a raise and a title change.

And by partner, I don't mean like girl-on-girl kind of stuff.

Well, congratulations and you're welcome!

Have you not gone to bed yet?

Oh, no it's... Who's on my baseball?

Okay, okay, stop!

Well, the news gets worse.

She's making me a bunch of money.

Okay. I can get in there.

that I have completely forgiven you, Claire,

Well, let me tell you something, lady.

My God! And I was making that up.

sexual activity out in the hallway.

Because we were all up there, you know, trading our favorite Dana stories.

Uh, well, great question. I love an inquisitive mind.

Should I go, or should I... No, you're fine.

That's my hunch.

Oh, my God! Oh, God!

You'll regret this, Michelle!

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Everybody likes to make fun of the baton girls.

it used to be andrew sargent humping balloons a lot and doing a wee on the wall but he quit so it would be nikki duery taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

Okay, now, not to sound too kookie,

I'm a little nervous. She's a little bit nervous.

I did donate it to just the right person.

Don't start feelin' bad about good...

Pretty cool, right?

I need to get a sitter.

That just occurred to you, didn't it?

I know. They're fantastic.

- What? - I got it.

It looks good on their high-school transcript

Some people depend on this. Like, they don't have a car.

give them empowerment, give them a good sense of self.

Okay, number one.

if you have a nut allergy, I don't want you anywhere near...

And by the way, Claire works for me.