Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wait. I'm sorry.

Thank you, Tito. What a night!

very much like Hogwarts, to give you a visual.

I have a video of it. Do you wanna see?

Michelle, language!

but I'm going to make you pay through the teeth.

Michelle, I'm not so good with heights, you know.

Martha Stewart got everything back.

- No, she won't. - I'm kidding.

And consider staying away from self-tanner altogether.

Can you, uh, grab the mic for a sec?

MD going in on the verse 'Cause I never been defeated

And, also, you have to start pulling your weight around here.

We are gonna help you save for your college education.

What do you say?

Actually, Michelle,

I once made love on a pool table

Thank you, Tom. You're so sweet.

Go to hell, Michelle! Go to hell!

I know what I'm gonna do.

- You know what? Let's go up to $10 a box. - Hey!

Claire knows this. He's all old-school pen and paper.

You see this shit.

I'm cutting you loose and sailin' off!

Michelle, are you all right?

that can go towards a college fund,

How wealthy am I?

Hey, suck my gears, germinator

So get in there.

No, it does not. It does not.

Is this 9800 Michigan? I'm late for a birthday party.

So, hey, I wanted to tell you.

Bring us a bottle of whatever the lady would like

I think maybe we should

Okay? Right there?

Okay, what do we say if somebody doesn't want to buy?

I'm free tomorrow at 7:30. Bring your A-game.

Money, money, money. Ida Money Marquette.

Cool. You guys do that? What's with that?

Okay. I gotta sit down.

They call it a vaguvenation!

You seem like a real Cumbersnatch.

No, no, no. Anybody else, yes, but not him.

I was trying to be a team player.

Michelle Darnell was sentenced to five months in federal prison

Go ahead, go ahead.

It's been so long.

Don't hog it all.

How's that old ball-and-chain Pam treatin' ya?

And I won't stop now

It feels good to kind of put the shine and polish back on again.

You work your ass off to get what you want.

I can't hear you, Chicago!

I apologized. I heard you.

No, it's from when she was a baby. But it's very comfortable.

Can 't never count me out

I don't need you and you're gonna be sorry.

it used to be amy winehouse partying one offs a lot and drugging and drinking wine on her music to relax but she quit so it would be ashley gallagher taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

Why are you dressed like that?

My mom never lets me drink coffee.

Renault is orchestrating a hostile takeover

Wait, what do you mean get the contract?

Listen, jailbird.

Hey! Yo, Dana! Hey, hey, hey.

Let's do it, people!

Yeah, I knew you were leaving.

I'm self-tanning and my legs are still wet.

Whatever, either one.

Where'd you get that?

'Cause they will.

I like Gordon Lightfoot.

You're the closest thing to a family I've ever had.

You make a good point. Claire, I'm sorry I got you into this.

I wanna remind you I was wounded, I was a little tipsy.

Wrong dick, wrong time, Mike.

So, thank you for the groveling. Good bye!

You looking to get into the brownie business?

That money goes back into great programs for the girls.

Well, that's not why I did it.

and she realizes that I have realized it as well...

Wait a minute! Why are we running up?

I can barely urinate.

Take that and buy me something!

It's kind of a secret weapon.

I'm a single mom and I really try to, you know,

Well, I'm at work!

'Bout time, Claire. I love it.

Absolutely. More power.

I'm just kidding, but if you want to...

Hungry and angry. You hangry, Meshal.

yes i'm raelene snell and i live at miss maud don't i? yes you do no wonder you scoffed all the food!

Okay. I still don't think you should be here.

Michelle, why are you in my bed?

You got a real hefty lung capacity there.

All right, well...

Whoa! What's girl-on-girl stuff?

I'll tell you what.

Oh, thank you! That's so supportive, Ron.

I have been talking ad nauseam here.

Because your sofa threw me against a wall,

Spaghetti passed away last night.

Since none of us are actually armed, minimal jail time.

Let's take a poll, show of hands.

Get me the SEC.

Oh, you know what? I think you dropped something right here.

She was my yin, I was her yang.

You have a kid?

You're not gonna cut anyone with that knife and we all know it.

And we all have our little secrets, Claire. Right?

You know... So thank you, I guess, for breaking into my home.

We are actively and definitely poaching girls from this meeting.

All of her stuff is gone.

Give me back what's mine.

Hungry and angry. You hangry, Claire.

Yeah, I'm not following.

All I do is win, win, win no matter what Got money on my mind

I love this sweater.

Cell phone, landline?

Okay? You know that.

I never got your name.

You know what? A little birdie told me