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I begged, I pleaded, they just wouldn't listen.
Why?
You heard?
Well, you've seen us, so goodbye.
Now Duke, you're the oldest, so you'll be in charge while we scum.
That's Ellie Mae's specialty.
What have you done with them?
Television?
Because I'm not going over there begging and pleading.
Oh, no, you don't!
Well, how are things in Chicago?
Congratulations, Granny.
Yeah, mister, you got the key.
Well, you have Miss Hathaway's word.
You're shouting again.
Why, there's a fortune in prizes, startin' with the weighin' in ceremony.
Bye.
She's the one that always takes first prize with her doilies at the county fair.
How about rock slinging and mud wrestling?
Well then, it's settled.
Yes, sir, when we get to the bank, I'm going into that vault and fondle every bill.
And furthermore, you tell her for me that she ain't nothing.
We'll put on a possum festival, and a possum queen, and a possum parade.
It is a doozy!
Viacom.
You just be pleasant.
We just thought we'd come down and say goodbye to Miss Jane, but then we heard she was down at the airport fetching you, so we thought we'd wait and say goodbye.
Mr. Clampett, hello, hello.