Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[President Barbie] Hey! What's gonna happen to Ken?

just to deal with how uncomfortable it is.

That's not how you make things work.

But you don't. You've always believed in what she could be.

Those were your memories.

and the architecture of the '70s studio system.

could ever dream up.

[Barbie] I've never seen a car like that before. What happened here?

The Barbies worked hard and they dreamed hard

♪ Black Barbie, President Black Barbie, President ♪

if you want to make this point.

our new radio station only playing Ken's favorite song.

♪ I used to know ♪

Octobre 23, 2015

["What Was I Made For?" playing]

Would you just hold on for one second?

-♪ Pink 'Vette like I'm ready to bend ♪ -♪ Bend ♪

So a woman does work here.

La vida adulta y sus cosas

Are you kidding me?

[laughing] No! No. We're, uh...

[narrator] Well, the Kens have to start somewhere.

Octobre 31, 2015

Ruth Handler. Inventor of Barbie.

-What? -I've heard of this.

♪ When the night's here... ♪

Like I should move forward but do the order backward or go--

Let's go, honey. Let's just...

...conscious, but it's myself that I'm conscious of.

I'm actually not sure.

♪ Diamonds under my eyes ♪

You set the feminist movement back 50 years.

but then i realized horses are just men extenders

[Kens chanting] Go, Ken! Go, Ken! Go, Ken!

I think we should put our freaking Constitution back.

Sorry, one sec.

to a camper van, fun, to a snowmobile, brr,

So, I've been a little lonely lately.

-There you are. -Oh, no.

♪ Now I just fall down ♪

[Sasha's mom] Hang on.

-Don't talk to her. -Oh.

It's not Ken's Dreamhouse. Right?

and forget any of this ever happened,

I've never wanted anything to change.

I think you have that the wrong way around.

[line disconnects]

Ruth. Thank you, Ruth.

Right. Well, this place is...

[soft dreamy music playing]

♪ Life in plastic, it's fantastic ♪

♪ Like I'm ready to bend ♪

Shame on you, Executive Number Two.

♪ What I was made for ♪

I want to do the imagining. I don't wanna be the idea.

The final stage of our plan,

[both] ♪ I went to the doctor, I went to the mountains ♪

But it's "Barbie and Ken."

-I'm not in love with Ken. -[crowd] Oh.

[narrator] Barbie has a great day every day,

-Mister Mattel, I just-- -Please. Call me Mother.

[Sasha's mom] You can see through the houses.

-to the Real World. -Okay.

We're gonna need you to come with us.

-We've got to man up on this one. -Great workout, man.

it's time to run out

-Bye, Barbies. -Bye, Barbie.

But what you said broke me out of it.

♪ They are, you are, we are ♪

-Hi! -[man] Would you like some mineral water?

-♪ I, I'm scared ♪ - [spitting]

♪ I'm a ten so I pull in a Ken ♪

-Yeah. -Ladies! Yoo-hoo.

♪ Driving me insane ♪

-Good stuff. So I'm not worried about it. -Excuse me--

Thanks, Barbie. I feel so beautiful.

♪ Well, I will, well, I will ♪

I'm just going to sit here and wait

[both chuckling]

Oh, my God. You've never seen The Godfather?

as my bride wife,

-Have a brewski beer. My big guy is thirsty. -Ah.

I'm having a real Proustian flashback.

Two of your dolls have gotten loose.

Turn this song off, for Christ's sake!

And beach offs.

[car bonnet squeaking]

[body squeaking]

then, baby girl, you gotta go fix it.

[Reporter Barbie laughs]

If we don't get my words lady...

Ha-ha-ha. That's fine.

just like I saw in my vision.

Yeah, yeah. He'll be fine.

And then you die.

Yeah, I'm, I... confused about that.

-Hi, Bunny Boo-Boo. -Don't call me that.

♪ My name's Ken ♪

The kids are clamoring for them. Ken is on T-shirts, mugs.

This is the lowest I've ever been.

-Hi, Ken. -I got us both ice creams.

[Kens] ♪ I wanna push you around ♪

♪ I'm the mood board... ♪

Girls' night! Girls' night!

-Barbie Land. -[Sasha] What? Mom!

[Lizzo] Oh. Ooh, girl, you okay?

because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood

♪ They be yellin', yellin', ye-yellin' out ♪

[sniffles] Thank you.

-♪ Dance the night away ♪ -♪ Uh-huh ♪

[Sasha's mom] You have to make them believe that you're complacent.

♪ When I wake up in my own pink world ♪

We mothers stand still

A podcast hosted by two wise trees.

I can practically feel my heels lifting already. Yes!

And you'll get to see all the good work we've done to fix the world.

Do you guys ever think about dying?

I'd like to see what kind of nude blob he's packing under those jeans. [sighs]

That's so cool.

Which way is that?

And now her jaw is killing her.

♪ Yellin' out, we ain't sellin' out ♪

Oh, look, a construction site.

♪ N, never sad ♪

Just a giant blowout party with all the Barbies

-Ken. -[continues sobbing]

[Sasha's mom] You can tell him that you've never seen The Godfather.

I'm bummed. You're a bummer. That's a bummer.