Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-It feels right. -It does.

-That's it? -Thoughts of death.

Here, I'm just a dude. And you know what?

[men conversing indistinctly]

-[Sasha's mom] Hello? -Hmm?

-No one. -Let me just... [chuckles]

I created you so you wouldn't have an ending.

Faster I figure it out, the faster we get to go home.

Where's Barbie?

Some of my best friends are Jewish.

♪ Well, I will, well, I will ♪

I'm just dying to dance.

It is not fun, is it?

All those in favor of letting Barbie Land be Barbie Land,

Ditto same-same that.

[man 1] Nice leotard.

♪ When I wake up ♪

Actually, right now, it's kind of the opposite.

I want to be a part of the people

♪ I don't know how to feel ♪

I've started to get all these weirdo feelings.

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-[elevator dings] -[alarm continuing]

I'm just gonna pop into the library

-That's cool! -Barbie!

♪ P, panic ♪

Okay. Well, can you, you know, fix them?

♪ It's pink Good enough to drink♪

-women do in ours. -[Sasha's mom gasps]

You're so beautiful.

-♪ I wonder what we'll see when we ♪ -[dolphins clicking]

-[Barbie] Mm-hmm. -You could only fit a six pack in them.

I thought I might stay over tonight.

♪ What will it take for her ♪

-Hi, Barbie. -And Midge.

which is already a blockbuster hit. [laughs]

Welcome back, Barbie.

Oh, my God. This is like in the 1500s

Weren't we supposed to vote today?

take you and your tween daughter to an imaginary land?

♪ I could dance, I could dance I could dance ♪

They're not stupid! They're amazing!

Octobre 5, 2015

[men in unison] Men, men, men!

♪ She a Barbie bitch with her Barbie clique ♪

Don't worry. You're safe here.

If I wasn't severely injured,

[Sasha's mom] Maybe this could fit me.

I cannot sit on one more leather couch.

♪ My heart could be burnin' ♪

It's actually a sports car to a speedboat,

that make meaning.

and corporations have no free speech rights to begin with.

Weird, I know. Best if you don't think about it too much.

[Sasha] Where do we find Barbie?

and you can't make me look uncool in front of Ken.

Everybody, turn to the Barbie next to you. Tell her how much you love her.

for everything to stay exactly as it is.

[Ruth] I can't control you

♪ Come on, we got important things to do ♪

I think you're just right.

-Hi, Barbie. -Hi, Barbie.

and make sure my hair is perfect?

I do not have a vagina.

-Hi, Barbie. -Barbies!

[Barbie] While they're fighting, we take back Barbie Land.

-[man 6] Yeah, bruh! Do it, bro! -[slap lands]

[Barbies chanting] Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie!

It expands them.

her own car, her own career.

[whispering] Is he crying?

has had on the motoring world as a whole,

-[ding] -[Barbie] Oh!

♪ Watch me dance ♪

to a rocket ship, to a tandem bike,

How you gonna beach both of us off?

♪ K, cool ♪

-But we are the Kens. -The other Kens.

But no, not music.

And we can change clothes again!

What do you think?

-[clears throat] -Oh.

-Kendom. -Kendom Land.

["Silver Platter" playing]

at my Mojo Dojo Casa House.

I don't know what this is all--

You'll need someone who's a professional in that.

Who am I to burst their bubble?

That's because you've never malfunctioned.

Okay, how do we-- how do you expect--

[man] Excuse me, sir.

me staring at the vacation itineray i made

-I thought we gave those away. -Well, I started playing with them.

-Hi, Barbie. -♪ ...thoughts of death ♪

people respected me just for who I am.

-Yeah, well, I was thinking... -Yes?

-you can make it better. -I can't make anything better.

[Barbie] It's okay if you're crying.

[lively chatter]

Did you bring your Rollerblades?

or maybe she is.

♪ Put that manly hand in mine ♪

Oh, my God. I don't even know how I got here.

Maybe I'm not Barbie anymore.

SEE YOU ON THE NARITA PUSSY

♪ We're going to ♪

-Who are you texting? -[Barbie] Huh?

Dolphin’ Octopus.

-Oh, no! Now we're never gonna get Barbie! -[system chimes]

Are any women in charge?

I worked very hard so...I deserve it

He wants to control the government.

♪ Jump into the driver seat... ♪

You really think you're Barbie?

[all applauding]

and feeling at the same time.

♪ We like other colors but ♪

Hell yes! White savior Barbie!

♪ But someday I might ♪

[man 3] You're hot.

I'm sorry we called you Weird Barbie

[Ken breathing heavily]

-I came for you! -You came for me!

♪ Not one hair out of place ♪

to exactly the way it was.

Octobre 26, 2015

We have experience with a world like this one.

I'm not used to that having anything in it.

You're Ruth from Mattel.

-No. -[laughs] I bet you're scared.

when they think you actually care about this song...

-I've been thinking. -Mm-hmm.

but this is serious.

♪ Dance the night ♪

You're a Nobel Prize winner?

I ended up making you like me.

[both in unison] Men, men, men.

♪ Closer I am to fine ♪

[Sasha's voice echoes] Hello? Hello? Hello?

Stay with me, Barbie!

-Hi. -How much of that did you see?

-Very common. -Because actually my job...

Because actually, my strength Is just “bench”

That's impossible.

[Brunette Barbie] One sec.

-Okay. Bye. -Okay. Bye. Goodbye.

♪ Don't give a damn ♪

-Yeah, whatever. Yeah. -It's cool.