Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And when I walked down the street...

What am I wearing? I would never choose this.

- [ballad music resumes] -♪ I'm just Ken ♪

First step is always Rollerblading.

♪ She my best friend in the whole world ♪

with this wishing-a-Barbie-to-life crap.

where you will don neon and Rollerblades,

And this has been reflected back

is what caused all these problems in the first place.

-You're the man! -No, you're the man!

Shut up, Allan! We're going back.

could I just meet the woman in charge,

Oh, hey. You've caught me reading.

Aaron, they're in a big corporate idea sesh. No one is to be admitted.

♪ Takin' a drive I was an idea ♪

[Barbie] My exposure to the Real World must have made me immune.

♪ Come on, we got important things to-- Ooh! ♪

How much do you weigh?

What do I do? Do I follow Barbie

President of the Barbie division.

♪ We like other colors but ♪

♪ What was I made for? ♪

-Barbie, hold my hand! -You're okay.

♪ I'm a ten so I pull in a Ken ♪

And when their guard is down, you take the power back.

is where men and horses run everything?

Girls' night! Girls' night! Girls' night!

We have gender-neutral bathrooms up the wazoo.

-No. -I'm going to.

[lively chatter]

-[dramatic music plays] -[grunts]

-Yes, yes, yes! -Hi, Barbie.

-I got shot. -That's impossible.

-He likes you. -He was really upset.

Mattel discontinued them.

-[Sasha's mom] We'll be here when you're done. -We love you!

Tom‘s Mojo Dojo Casa House

[children laughing]

♪ I don't know how to feel ♪

[Kens galloping]

-You know surfer is not even my job. -I know.

while eating a family-size bag of Starbursts.

and the next I was cutting a Ken steak for him.

and you are killing the planet

-Grow up and go. -I have an idea.

Is it just my imagination,

She has her own money, her own house,

Not one person would care if Allan was in the Real World.

♪ Rad, but he spank me when I get bad ♪

-[dinging] -[gasps]

GEt in the box, and evrything will be fine

and therefore don't form conjectures

Come on, Kens. Nobody's gonna beach anyone off.

-You all right? -He's okay.

All those grateful, powerful women

You can go back to your regular life

-Barbie... -Wow. [laughs]

If I said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?

We're all being played with, babe.

No one has CDs anymore.

-Come on, Barbie. Let's run towards the water. -Okay.

how will I know if you mean us Kens or the other Kens?

I've never seen this kind of malfunction before. It's usually just hair-related.

[distorted shouting]

♪ Beautiful from head to toe ♪

♪ It's pink It's gonna be all right ♪

or you can know the truth about the universe.

And then when I get there, how do I find this girl?

[Barbie] No, I didn't wish anything.

[Sasha's mom] This is the final stage of our plan.

Oh. I'm not trained to go over there.

Wait until you see my Dreamhouse.

That's a terrible idea.

Because you can imagine more.

Whoa, boss, these Mojo Dojo Casa Houses

I need to find her soon.

She has her own money, her own house, her own car, her own career.

Is Barbie Land like an alternate reality

Octobre 19, 2015

Hell, yes, White Savior Barbie!

Do you think she escaped from like an insane asylum?

-Hi. -[objects shuffling]

[camera shutter clicks]

♪ I wanna know what it's like to love ♪

-I guess she's going without you. -You're so lost, Ken.

-[Ken] Ahh! -[objects clatter]

I know I'm Stereotypical Barbie

Compliment her.

♪ I'm in New York, Madison Ave ♪

-Really? -Let's have a company retreat

Wow. [chuckles]

Don't blame my mom.

-[waves crashing] -[seagulls cawing]

-for four and a half minutes? -I would love that.

-[Weird Barbie gags] -[Writer Barbie] Thank you, Ken.

What? No, I'm just, I'm--

Barbie & bff midge

Great cheer, Kens.

-Ha-ha-ha-ha! -[laughs]

[Brunette Barbie 2] I like not having to make any decisions.

I'm a man with no power

[girls' voices echoing faintly]

Look, I'm just having some brewski beers

You can go now.

-♪ Don't you know about me? ♪ -♪ Uh-huh ♪

[Mattel CEO laughing]

KADEESHA: oh. Ooh, You OK, my girl?

Barbie, I don't even have context for this,

looking at her estranged best friend's engagement photos,

-Was it? -No, it wasn't.

[Kens] Here, let us show you.

You sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy

♪ What will it take for her ♪

And I found those Barbies we used to play with--

Thoughts of death!

that is patriarchy, and they crumbled.

because they had it all figured out in Century City.

-[melancholy music playing] -[breath trembles]

that patriarchy wasn't about horses,

First we have to get the Barbies away from their Kens.

Oh, it's that one right there.

I can't hold them off forever. Where can we go?

-Ken is me! -Ken is me!

So you're like "Barbie" Barbie? Like a professional bimbo?

♪ No one knows how hard I tried ♪

for the Kens, of the Kens, and by the Kens!

Men look at me like I'm an object.

-Executive Assistant. -My Executive Words Lady

-[both] Mojo Dojo Casa-- -No, girls. Don't say it.

I'm trained to stand confidently right here.

-[man] I'm actually trying to make this work. -[sniffles]

-Are you shining with a real Barbie? -No!

and a triumph for Robert Evans

[narrator] Midge was Barbie's pregnant friend.

♪ And so am I ♪

This shall henceforth be known as Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House.

[dog toy squeaking]

Not the thing that's made.