Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

so it doesn't get confusing.

[Sasha] Or distract them with the old standby.

[scoffs] One lady, she even asked me for the time.

-Beach? -[Barbie] Nope.

[uplifting music playing]

[grunts] I would never wear heels if my feet were shaped this way.

[instrumental music playing]

♪ Watch me dance ♪

-Okay, okay. -Okay.

ken in the background

[somber ballad music playing]

Men look at me like I'm an Object

You don't even know.

♪ Is it my destiny to live and die ♪

-Can I sit in the front? -No.

That, and we all call her Weird Barbie

I'm not Stereotypical Barbie pretty.

-You okay? -Yep. Totally.

I love you, Ken.

because that's crass.

[screams] Flat feet! [retches]

You have to fix the rip yourself.

-♪ Baby, I'm... ♪ -♪ Nobody else, nobody else ♪

-you had something to do with this, too. -Me?

The girls who played with them

-[Ken grunting] -♪ The Real World ♪

♪ Beautiful from head to toe ♪

-Hi, Barbie. -Hi, Ken.

[Ken, loudly] Sublime!

I've wanted to stand up in a board meeting and just say,

I'm so blotto-faced day-drunk right now

Women hold all major positions of power, control all the money.

Oh, come off it, everybody hates women.

♪ It's not what he's made for ♪

I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do now.

the pastels and plastics of Barbie Land

I'm not the president.

Nosotras huyendo de los comentarios cuñados en la cena familiar

Go. Be careful. I love you.

-That should be you. -Cool.

...and tax evasion issues

You have to try.

to turn the Kens against each other.

Oh, I don't know.

with technical jargon like color bands...

[Barbie] Thank you.

and her thoughts and feelings and humanness

-you robbed it of its power. -Yes.

but also everything is your fault.

-Oh, my God! -Oh, no!

it's about how they see themselves.

-What is that? -It's anxiety.

♪ All my life been so polite ♪

but I'm picking up on some sort of entendre,

And if all of that

Give it to them studios Destroy ai

Why are these men looking at me?

[Barbies and Kens] It's boys' night!

[birds chirping]

-Can I talk to a doctor? -You are talking to a doctor.

Because we're girlfriend/boyfriend.

Need you to step this way, ma'am.

♪ The future is a mystery ♪

and take advantage of the morning waves.

It's happening. That thing we could never imagine.

Ah, I love you guys.

[fast-tempo electric guitar solo playing]

-Wait. -I don't have my key card.

Ask your mother.

She thinks she's Barbie.

[car door opens]

-[Ken] Ah! -♪ Get to ♪

We should probably call them something else

She's not extraordinary. She's not president of anything,

-Mattel? -Mattel.

♪ I keep draggin' her, so she bald a bit ♪

That's a beautiful song that you're playing.

♪ I'm just Ken ♪

I'm... I'm the nephew of a woman aunt.

[narrator] You use your imagination.

[chuckles] Someone did. And now, there is a rip in the continuum

Can you believe what is happening?

♪ To be the real thing ♪

-♪ Don't you know about me? ♪ -♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ What was I made for? ♪

♪ I don't know how to feel ♪

Do everything we did in reverse.

[Allan] You want a piece?

Give them their dream come true.

-Fell? -I'm so embarrassed.

I mean, maybe. Like a little, yes.

there have been dolls.

Another one, be confused about money.

Oh, you've done it. You've opened a portal.

-Every night. -Forever and ever.

♪ Yeah, I'm just Ken ♪

[Worker Ken] Hey, you there.

["Speed Drive" playing]

Oh. Ordinary Barbie. I love it. Fantastic.

It's not just that. I'm not...

Oh, and we have a female president

And the girl who's playing with you, she must be sad,

The choice is now yours.

First Year as an Interior Designer

I can't in good conscience let you take this leap

Don't question it. Just roll with it, tiny baby.

She thinks I'm a fascist?

♪ Still be lookin' my best ♪

The twain is crossing?

See? It's easy.

-You're the voice of a generation. -I know.

♪ My heart could be burnin' ♪

I don't know. I'm...

And never the twain shall cross.

and every day from now until forever.

-Don't go far. -Okay!

and not just up,

Mine very much has an undertone of violence.

♪ Pointing me in a crooked line ♪

♪ I stay on the beat, you can count on me ♪

-[Sasha's mom] Girl. -Yeah.

[other Ken 2] Uh-oh.

And here is one of those Barbies now,

♪ Well, I will, well, I will ♪

Nobody looks like Barbie,

and anything they set their mind to.

Anyone who wants to beach him off

I'm here to see my gynecologist.

Welcome back, Madam President.

I'll see you on the Malibu beach!

[screaming continues]

Warner Bros. have started auditions for the Ken movie,

Okay, Barbie, let's do this.

These were actual Kens.

♪ You can't, Ken ♪

♪ A life of blonde fragility? ♪

You know what I think?

I'll beach off with you any day, Ken.

That's because they're Dreamhouses, mother... [bleep].

-[smacks] -[crowd gasps]

You know what? We should probably get Ken first.

-[man 1] Get the chair! -[man 2] Take the cart.

-[chuckles] Yeah. -I know.

They've gone to Barbie Land.

Sing it, sister.

I feel amazing. [chuckles]

We'll find Barbie at the top of these stairs.

And we seriously disinfected those houses.

Well, how come you're so amazing?

♪ Good enough to drink ♪

No, I don't, I don't like that.

["Also Sprach Zarathustra" funk remix playing]

-Why are you getting emotional? -So you can beach yourself off!

After all, they're living in Barbie Land.

Okay, just don't get in trouble.

-[chuckles] That's cool. -Yeah.

You think I spent my entire life in boardrooms

You guys ever think about dying?