Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ I don't know how to feel ♪

Everything you pretend not to be.

which will take you most of the way

[Ken sobs loudly]

[Ruth] That was always the point.

I named you after her, Barbara.

-What am I supposed to do? -Ken!

and give you a really big hug. [giggles]

This car doesn't have an engine.

[onlookers whistle]

♪ I'm washin' these bitches, I'm rubbin' the stain out ♪

So that's-- that's two right there.

But then I realized that horses are just men extenders.

but my feet... my heels are on the ground.

-Good morning. -Good morning.

but if you say no to them, you're a prude.

But you're the creator. You... Don't you control me?

-They look so good on you. -Why, thank you.

♪ I'm just Ken ♪

♪ Just playing chess by the pool ♪

♪ Give you the world on a silver platter ♪

Be ready for anything.

I just need to clear my mind so I can think.

No, I don't want to.

But somehow, we're always doing it wrong.

Yeah, yeah, it was... It was Dad.

♪ I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world ♪

♪ Give you the world on a silver platter ♪

FUD’s literally flying off the shelves this season

[Ken sobbing in distance]

-♪ And I'm bad like the Barbie ♪ -♪ Barbie ♪

-♪ It's pink ♪ -♪ Pretty pink ♪

[man] What's up, man?

Okay. And how do I get back?

I gotta lose these chuckleheads.

-New drawings? -Yeah.

I thought that Barbie had made the Real World better,

Not now Margaret! It's at 3pm

I like being a helpful decoration.

-It's pink? -Pink!

- [singing along] -♪ I went to the doctor I went to the mountains ♪

Oh, yeah! [laughs]

♪ Watch me dance Dance the night away♪

[Barbie] No, that's crazy.

-Your COO. -Here.

You're right, she's fine. It's Mattel.

that's terrifying

-[gasps] -I'm right here.

to the way that they were.

I'll go back to Barbie Land, and I'll tell the Kens what I've learned.

Oh! Uh, key card!

phallic building.

♪ Where I see love she sees a friend ♪

That they have the power.

Let's Empire off

We have been discussing that very topic.

[receptionist] Name?

Unbelievable. Come on, Mom. She doesn't deserve you.

And always be grateful.

♪ Yeah, I know the trick so I got him bricked ♪

In the least creepy way possible.

Literally and figuratively

and planned choreography and a bespoke song.

Anyways, even then, it was horrible for us.

And so is yesterday, and so is tomorrow,

"Can I finally climb the water tower?" "Sure!"

Because Barbie can be anything, women can be anything.

♪ Either way, that power looks so good on you ♪

I feel kind of ill at ease. Like...

Ken's not cool!

I don't know the word for it, but I'm...

-[both screaming] -[tires screeching]

-I know. -[other Ken 1] Barbie's here.

-So, you're just gonna give up? -[Barbie] Yes.

♪ Well, I will, well, I will, I wanna push... ♪

You have to want to know, okay? Do it again.

And it does not diminish my powers.

And then there was a minute

Did you write it?

Yes, thank you.

and I don't know, swim lessons, I could have ruled that world.

[Sasha's mom] And Barbie Video Girl.

[all gasp, shriek]

-Sasha, look, dolphins! -[all chuckling]

Yeah, that's going to make money.

♪ And pink goes with everything ♪

Oh, wow! A half-built house!

♪ That's my Barbie Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

I just started drawing these weird designs.

-That's the key. -Got it.

I’m gonna go to the library and see if I can find any books on trucks

♪ Imagination, life is your creation ♪

♪ 'Cause I... I... ♪

-I think I owe you an apology. -Huh?

♪ P, pretty ♪

as women have in the Real World.

and she wants to get through the day

-Okay. -We love you!

have thoughts of death and cellulite?

I made a double bet with Ken,

You're so smart.

and what's weird will become weirder.

How's that feel?

♪ Watch me ♪

I feel kind of ill at ease. Like...

No, no, no. They don't have it figured out in Century City

-Hey, Barbie. -Yeah, Barbie. I just fell.

["Dance The Night" playing]

♪ All of the Barbies is bad ♪

there was a blonde, a brunette and a tween.

-So there is no option one? -No!

all problems of feminism and equal rights have been solved.

because of little girls and their dreams.

[crying] I'm not pretty anymore.

Thank you, um...

Is this what it's like?

It's not just about how they see us,

♪ I ain't missin' no steps ♪

Which one is it?

[thunder rumbling]

I am! you're welcome!

Because I thought it would be joyful.

I'm coming with you.

-[Writer Barbie] Ken. Oh. Oh! -[shushing]

[echoing] ♪ Place, place ♪

All right, Ken, you're on.

I'm no longer on tiptoes.

♪ I don't play safe ♪

-You got it, Barbie. -Let's go, Barbie!

So, that's our president, with the beer.

Tennis rackets and volleyballs.

[glitter chiming]

Fine, get cellulite. I don't care.

we can do our hair however we like.

Oh, that would be me.

♪ Look so alive Turns out I'm not real ♪