Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I heard that she used to be the most beautiful Barbie of all,

[crying] And the freezers are basically useless.

Ken isn't something we're worried about.

He took your house.

-There he is. Doctor! -Somebody get security.

I saved up my allowance to buy it.

Everyone really likes me and thinks I'm cool and pretty.

♪ I don't know how to feel ♪

away from their Kens?

Oh, sweetie, we do more than work here.

So, being human's not something I need to...

Nobody. Nobody's dream.

[leaves rustling]

-Hey, you! -She was always my favorite Barbie.

Just get in the car and keep it singing.

I'm really sorry I took you for granted.

I'd like to apply for your job of beach.

Wait, what did you say?

What about mini-baby? Like this mini-fridge.

♪ Go Barbie, go Barbie ♪

-You got this! -Bye!

♪ Dance the night away ♪

-Oh. Your CFO. -Me.

Octobre 9, 2015

Do you think that you and your strong arms can explain...

[somber music playing]

because we failed them.

put a life-size Barbie in our car.

There. Now we can see your beautiful face.

♪ And I don't know if I've Ever been really loved ♪

That's a political statement.

Margot Robbie is the wrong person to cast

♪ You don't owe me ♪

No. We'll do a re-do.

would be the perfect place for a little woman power,

-[music resumes] -[cheering]

♪ A life of blonde fragility? ♪

Barbie, I told you there'd be beach.

I have never had to visit Weird Barbie.

[Aaron] Excuse me, sir?

That's because kids don't take it out on the dads.

Brewski beer me?

I was perfect before.

[snapping fingers]

But not so early 'cause we're gonna want to sleep in.

I will beach both of you off at the same time.

-Her boobs grow. -Why would they do that?

♪ I'm a ten so I pull in a Ken ♪

is also true for a doll

And there's no undertone of violence.

♪ So, hey, check me out ♪

CD stands for Certificate of Deposit.

-It's the number one tattoo. -[Mattel CEO] Oh, no.

I'll capture you.

[seagull squawks]

I don't wanna touch a foot.

-Remember winning it? -Huh.

I got sad and weird,

Oh, sweetheart, you are so cute when you're confused.

But you're beautiful.

This is Barbie Land.

[yells] What is this song?

[cries dramatically]

-Thank you. -[Mattel CEO] On the right.

to be a woman under the patriarchy,

-[Barbies] Hi, Barbie. -Morning, Barbie. Hi.

This makes me emotional, and I'm expressing it.

I didn't love it. [cries]

That’s because they’re Dreamhouses, motherfucker.

Ooh, are you guys watching The Godfather?

You don't need my permission.

just representing a woman...

[glitter chimes]

[narrator] Note to the filmmakers.

♪ Now I just fall down ♪

all the Kens will head to the polls

-[Barbies cheering] -Yes!

and does something about this whole mess.

-Barbie! -We're so happy to see you.

♪ Anywhere else I'd be a ten ♪

-Ken? -[confused chatter]

Full Body Cellulite Barbie.

[Ken] A man on a horse.

[girl] That's Sasha.

♪ Like hold on, let me go find me a pen ♪

-goes to... Barbie. -[all applauding]

is deprogrammed and ready to take back Barbie Land.

♪ It's her and her and me and you ♪

-She's at school. -Men rule the world!

Oh. I didn't mean to suggest, uh...

♪ I looked to the children♪

-[Sasha's mom] Come on. -Oh!

the two of you are becoming inextricably intertwined.

And you need to say all of those things to the other Barbies.

[Barbie] You play on their egos

-What's your name again? -Aaron Dinkins, sir.

-Is that true? -It's complicated.

-Baby, you are an angel. -I can see myself in your shorts.

Giving Drew the Double Clap

Maybe you're Self-Effacing Barbie?

♪ Pink just looks so good on us ♪

That's right. In just 48 hours,

♪ 'Cause that's the man I am♪

Let's get her in the back. Come on.

[Sasha] You know, I almost feel bad for you,

I think you're gonna want to hear this, sir.

that is the membrane between Barbie Land and the Real World,

with your glorification of rampant consumerism.

She's so weird.

No Barbie or Ken should be living in the shadows.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

this is my Mojo Dojo Casa House, it's not

Good night, Barbies! I'm definitely not thinking about death anymore.

And Allan likes to help me give all the Kens foot massages.

Rollerblading in Santa Monica.

We beach every individual one of them off.

["Closer To Fine" playing]

-Back to Barbie Land. -Let's go that way.

Everything is backwards here.

-Not the Palazzos! -And get out!

♪ Something I wait for ♪

-[Mattel CEO] I said get that Barbie! -Oh!

♪ To see the man behind the tan ♪

except, of course, Barbie. Take a bow, honey.

-on their adventure to the Real World. -[eagle screeches]

And everything will be as it was.

I'm only your favorite woman of all time.

They had no defenses against it.

or my long-term-low- commitment-distance girlfriend.

Thanks to Barbie,

[Lizzo] ♪ You'd better fly Girl, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Shake it to the right ♪

["What Was I Made For?" playing]

♪ Is it my destiny to live and die ♪

♪ And pink goes with everything ♪

[playing "Push"]

-♪ Like Jazzie, Stacie, Nicki ♪ -♪ Grrah ♪