Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Oh, no. -And she's brought humans there with her.

I'm Allan. I'm, uh, I'm Ken's buddy.

The fork in my soup is this, Barb.

-[crowd] Aw. -That is not her ending.

The Supreme Court.

-[Pompadour Ken] No. -[Tall Ken] No.

This could mean extremely weird things for our world.

No, it was your mom. Your mom did the saving.

And I bet she doesn't even want you to go.

-♪ And she's dressed in really cute clothes ♪ -[elevator door dings]

-Oh! Hi. -...and magnetic lassos and bit maps.

It was horrible?

[chuckles lightly]

You can't do this.

And I'm Barbie.

I have no difficulty holding both logic

burnt waffle, and falling off my roof.

[girl] Anxiety, panic attacks, and OCD sold separately.

The minute you get out of your car, you're like,

♪ She my best friend in the whole world ♪

-[businessmen laugh] -[chuckles softly]

Do you give me permission to become human?

but always stand out.

-Okay. -He's okay.

[engines revving]

low-commitment casual girlfriend,

♪ Where I see love she sees a friend ♪

Sasha can talk to you, but you can never talk to Sasha.

What if this doesn't work?

Because if you say yes to them, you're a tramp,

or that you threaten other women

and out the door, et cetera.

[woman] How? By calling me a lunatic?

♪ Is it a crime? ♪

♪ But I wanna try ♪

I don't want that.

[upbeat music playing on keyboard]

-Hey. -[female voice] Weird.

Basically, everything that men do in your world,

then I don't even know.

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

I don't even care about being Ken anymore.

-You guys are so strong. -Use your legs. There he is.

Oh, Sasha, listen.

♪ In my own pink world ♪

And I have an earring. A magic earring.

And you gotta help her to help yourself.

-♪ Pink 'Vette like I'm ready to bend ♪ -♪ Bend ♪

-♪ Like Jazzie, Stacie, Nicki ♪ -♪ Grrah ♪

[body squeaking]

♪ I'm read' to go You know, you know ♪

Okay, I'm ready to forget now.

Let's get you up on your feet, Ken. There you go.

Because you're a physicist. Do you want some pants?

♪ I used to float ♪

Well, the Real World is not perfect, but you inspired me.

Okay, what about Ordinary Barbie?

like MBAs, medical degrees,

Wow. [chuckling]

has to beach me off first.

while falling more and more into disrepair herself.

You're very brave, Ken.

I want you to have it.

♪ Red light, red lights Red lights, red lights, yeah ♪

because of a bottom line?

At first I thought the Real World was run by men.

-Are there real weapons here? -Nope.

Octobre 10, 2015

[whispers] I love you, too.

We fixed everything so that all women in the Real World

Actually, in the time that it took for me

[door thud echoing]

while I stare uncomfortably into your eyes

♪ 'Cause one day ♪

["Pink" playing]

Why? Are you scared?

-[gasps] -These are archival.

-[Writer Barbie] Yes. -[gasps] That's a great idea.

I just don't want to leave. I'm trying to find reasons not to leave.

Every night is boys' night.

onto the little girls of today in the Real World.

-Oh. -You got fries with that shake?

BUT what if there's beach?

Ken's just a really good friend.

No comment. [laughs]

Reporter Barbie, you can ask me any question you want.

Literally and figuratively, watch me.

What if there’s beach?

["Push" by Matchbox Twenty playing]

[soft dreamy music playing]

They were able to straighten it out, keep it under wraps,

♪ Something I'm not but something I can be ♪

-Ugh, so gross. -I'm so blotto-faced day-drunk right now.

♪ I used to float ♪

The Kens. They've found us.

Okay. You want some more Allan?

[tires screech]

You know, you're gonna have to visit Weird Barbie.

♪ Turn the rhythm up Don't you wanna just ♪

and you say "Ken at four o'clock,"

I don't know. I'm gonna have to think about that.

One minute I was president,

-Yeah. -She's crazy.

Like we have to always be extraordinary.

♪ That's my Barbie ♪

This is a real rager, Barbie.

♪ All dolled up ♪

♪ Beautiful from head to toe ♪

[President Barbie] Okay, ladies, let's do this.

[Ken] That's gotta hurt.

-Aaron! Aaron! Aaron, stop! -...always be empowering girls.

Every night is bundle night

♪ I'm no dreamer ♪

♪ There's more than one answer to these questions ♪

-[Mattel CEO] Find her! -Okay.

It's too hard, it's too contradictory,

A truck car I'd like to have, actually.

I just want to say,

-Oh, it was today, wasn't it? -Yeah.

"Can I finally climb the water tower?"

Everything is almost like... reversed here.

[brakes screech]

[twist ties creaking]

Sorry. One sec.

We have to get out of here right now.

♪ To see the man behind the tan ♪

And I always hoped for you like I hoped for her.

with a double mastectomy...

♪ Yeah, We just might feel good ♪

-[alarm blaring] -♪ Oh, oh ♪

[Sasha's dad] Whoo-hoo!

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money

I didn't open a portal.

[TV Ken] Call me Mister Ken President Prime Minister, ma'am.

Crippling Shame Barbie.

aren't... really you.

But thanks to the Barbies,

I work very hard, so I deserve it.

-[alarm blaring] -♪ Oh, oh ♪

[men stomping in unison]

-[whispering] You look so pretty. -Don't look at me.

-Another great day. -Good morning, Barbie.

[Sasha] Do giant hands come in and play with you?

you make them question whether they have enough power

that not only are you doing everything wrong

but you are exactly what I thought you were.

-Hi, Barbie. -Hi, Barbie.

-♪ ...just Ken ♪ -♪ I'm just Ken ♪

-That's the Capitol. -[Sasha's mom] Ah!

[Barbie] These are the Dreamhouses. This is where I live.

[stammers] May I put it in a whisper, sir?

-such as Wire and The Fall. -[dings]