Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[high-five echoes]

[door whirring]

-♪ Slam me to the left ♪ -♪ If you're having a good time ♪

-Wow. -[Weird Barbie] Thanks. I built it.

Ideas live forever, humans not so much.

-It's quicker! -Sure.

♪ We're running through the red lights ♪

Sam Sparks Mermaid

I'm not a sugar daddy.

[Mattel CEO] I guess she really had to go to the bathroom.

I don't think I have an ending.

-[plops] -Bark.

♪ But I wanna try ♪

I'm the one who ruined Barbie Land

and if you wanna be Stereotypical Barbie perfect again,

What is wrong with them?

I have it too. They're just awful at this age.

♪ And I give the box with no shoes in it ♪

Oh, we didn't need it!

and vote to change the Constitution to a government

Yeah, all of his clothes fit me.

-[both scream] -♪ You're so fine You blow my mind ♪

-Barbie! -[engine revving]

Mom, where did you learn to drive like this?

-Yeah, Barbie! -[all cheering]

-Okay. -[Sasha's mom] Watch this.

Or a choir of 2,000 young fathers.

♪ Not while I still Need you around ♪

I think I owe you ladies an apology.

Excuse me. Have you seen a group of women on wheels?

You're welcome, Barbie.

I'm ready to be your long-term-distance

-[laughter] -[tandem bike bell rings]

Bet you can't do a flip like that, Ken!

-♪ Closer I am to fi-- ♪ -♪ Closer I am to fi-- ♪

r/ConvertingFeminists

Oh, okay. Hi, Ken.

She was discontinued by Mattel

-Mmm-hmm. -That's cool.

-Ooh! -[screaming] No!

Just, no, I don't want this.

Come into my Weirdhouse. Hi! I'm Weird Barbie.

♪ I wanna push you down ♪

♪ I drank from the fountains ♪

[birds chirping]

while holding on to the very real title of CEO.

corporate bonds, CDs.

Of course, I didn't think it was possible, but it's real.

Thank you, Barbie.

♪ I told Tae bring the Bob Dylan out ♪

Fine. Whisper me.

Like, I have fear with no specific object.

I think we should get some different clothes.

[drumsticks tapping]

[Sasha] Distract them by appearing helpless and confused.

Oh. No, not me, but Barbie is.

"I can't believe how great this place is!"

Sorry about the dog crap. What can I do ya for?

Maybe she's a mom. Maybe she's not.

Humans make things up like patriarchy and Barbie

-[man] Barbie! -[Mattel CEO] Damn it, Barbie!

and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you.

♪ Just something you paid for ♪

You know, I cried too. It's actually kind of amazing.

-Hi, Barbie! -Hi, Ken.

get my feet back, and that one cellulite gone,

But when we're on the battlefield

I just miss my friend Barbie!

-So do I. -This is the best day ever.

♪ It girls and we ain't playin' tag ♪

Thanks for the ride. This has been so much fun.

♪ Can't you?♪

♪ That's my Barbie ♪

Don’t Go Far OKAY!

♪ 'Cause I... 'Cause I... ♪

Let's form a plan here.

[heart beating]

this movie sucks Adam Sandler movies are better

Octobre 20, 2015

-[Barbie] Ken Land. -Kendom.

What would a smart Barbie do?

♪ Doesn't seem to matter what I do ♪

♪ We might change, yeah ♪

Hey, Barbie. Check me out.

that one of the more leadership-oriented Barbies

with my stupid drawings in the first place.

or to wanna be president or a mom who is president.

[crying softly]

-[all gasp] -Ken!

[Allan] There's only one place she'd be.

Orgulloso... Orgulloso de ti.

[shutter flashes]

must be regarded as a highly reprehensible connection.

♪ I used to know ♪

our worlds could be altered forever.

I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN

And it turns out, in fact,

I just don't know who I am without you.

As soon as they figure out how to build that wall sideways

never be rude, never show off,

That's okay. I'm owning it.

I look so stupid!

["Man I Am" playing]

This shall henceforth be known as Ken's Mojo dojo Casa house.

[elevator dings]

I don't really feel like Barbie anymore.

-Okay. I think I get it now. -Okay. [chuckles]

using your complicated human thoughts and feelings?

We haven't played with Barbie since we were like five years old.

-Ken. -Oh, hey, Barbie.

or is it like a place where your imagination--

and innovations thanks to the Kens.

Just give us a minute.

[music swelling]

Women are the freaking foundation of this very long

Nothing any of our collective imaginations

-...it's just beach. -Right.

Come on, Barbie! Slumber party!

♪ That's my Barbie ♪

It is literally impossible to be a woman.

We have been discussing that very topic. (Snaps Fingers)

and will anyone ever like me?

I have a TV in my back. You know whose dream that is?

This movie is a rich blend of Coppola's aesthetic genius

but some things have been happening that might be related.

[ Heartbeat Echoes ]

Then, she changed it all again.

Don't tell the Kens. I'm trying to escape.

[crowd] Bon voyage to reality,

Oh. I had that treehouse.

-Isn't this great? -[executives] Yes.

When I was a kid, I lost these boots

-[bicycle bell rings] -[chuckles]

Don't blame me, blame Mattel. They make the rules.

Yeah, I hated dolls with hair.

but also always be grateful.

-Hey, Barbie. -Yeah?

You just pick them up

♪ All of the Barbies is bad ♪

-Hi, Ken. -Hi, Ken.

[solemn music playing]

-[nipples squeak] -[screams]

You are so beautiful and so smart,

[seagulls squawking]

[cell phone chimes]

-May I? -Sure. Go ahead.

-♪ I'm a doll but I still wanna party ♪ -♪ Party ♪

Are you really gonna let Barbie

-And a sharp thing. -No.

-[leaves rustling] -[wind howling]

I'm not really sure where I belong anymore.

-Hello. -This is Dan of the FBI.

Hey, what about Barbie?

♪ I don't play safe ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm just Ken ♪

You destroy girls' innate sense of worth

Something's weird today.

♪ Someday I might ♪

Coming out of the newborn daze..

["Girls Just Want To Have Fun" playing on speakers]

but the Real World is forever and irrevocably messed up!