Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Got me yellin' out like the Scream house ♪

you'll find a stairwell down to the lobby.

Come, walk with me.

like me anymore?

-Madam President. -Oh.

We'll do this until every single Barbie

-[chimes] -[engine revving]

-♪ Why so stressed? ♪ -Hi, Barbie.

Uh, if you go through that closet,

♪ The Real World ♪

♪ Go Barbie, go Barbie ♪

We could use a decoy Barbie who pretends to be brainwashed.

what's ugly will become uglier,

-So cool. [chuckles] -Yeah.

Your Pajama Jam in Amsterdam sets.

What? You hate Barbie!

[Kens cheering]

I would normally have shotgun. I'll go in the first one.

♪ Can you feel? ♪

[Barbie] Oh, okay.

Happy birthday Brooke!

She's not dead. She's just having an existential crisis.

-What bird am I thinking of? -Parrot.

♪ And I'm great at doing stuff ♪

Why did you wish me to your messed-up world

♪ Closer I am to fine ♪

[school bell rings]

[engines revving]

Way. [chuckles]

[tandem bike bell rings]

And slap fights.

But the dolls were always and forever baby dolls.

Everything I've bought and own will totally inspire you.

Maybe all the things that you thought made you you

But I don't need any of those things here.

Mojo Dojo Casa House.

Well, that's easy. She's in love with Ken.

No. You look different.

-[crying] I look so stupid. -[Barbies] Yeah.

Now that they think they have power over you,

Oh, thank goodness!

There's nobody in danger here.

Actually, yeah,

-Anyway, what preceded this? -Oh, nothing.

Where are my hungry boys? Who wants snacks?

That's because Ken is totally superfluous.

And if it weren't for these technicalities

-Someone get me. Someone get me. -[all laughing]

[seagulls cawing]

Okay. Thanks for the lift.

Octobre 12, 2015

r/ConvertingFeminists

-♪ All of the Barbies is pretty ♪ -♪ Damn ♪

that our dolls were coming to Los Angeles from Barbie Land

- ♪ Spice up your life ♪ -♪ Every boy and every girl ♪

♪ I looked to the children I drank from the fountains ♪

What do you want?

[Kens] ♪ And I'm enough ♪

Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize.

so we have to get there first.

It is the best day ever.

Because it's okay to just want to be a mom

Bye, Barbie. Good luck in reality.

but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining.

[upbeat glam rock music plays]

♪ Yeah, they know who lit, me and Barbie, bitch ♪

I really understand this feeling.

[upbeat glam rock music playing]

We need that good feminine energy.

I mean, I'd play with Barbie, but it was, like, the last resort.

Listen, I know exactly where you're going with this,

-And Allan. -[Barbies] Hmm.

For being your favorite toy?

I understand that.

[correct answer chimes]

and maybe because I couldn't be like you,

Okay, this is...

♪ So, hey, world, check me out ♪

I just had to come see you about my feet.

We've reinstated the Barbie Land Constitution

[Stereotypical Barbie] I'll be back in no time, with perfect feet,

♪ But I'm not sure now ♪

What if he doesn't...

I'm really proud of you.

[Barbies scream and laugh]

We're doing it well, yeah. We just... hide it better now.

She might have started out as just a lady in a bathing suit,

Octobre 16, 2015

Give us a smile, blondie.

-Yes. -Really? Where?

-[music ends] -[Ken chuckles]

Either you're brainwashed, or you're weird and ugly.

What's her ending? What does she get?

to close the portal between our two worlds.

Asked to babysit the kids.

♪ And I want the green, so I olive it ♪

[breath shudders]

[Lizzo] ♪ Hey, I was still singin' ♪

This is a real hornet's nest in here.

[Barbies chanting] Girls' night! Girls' night! Girls' night!

I'm like the Barbie you think of

And then you're gonna start getting sad and mushy and complicated.

-[Kens gasp] -[President Barbie] That's right.

[gasps] More discontinued Barbies.

♪ Hey, Barbie, hey ♪

♪ And I see the bread, I want all of it ♪

-[cheerful music playing] -[girl] Okay, kids,

-Nothing. -Okay.

You're Stereotypical Barbie, right?

♪ Come on, we got important things to do ♪

[in deep voice] Kens!

♪ I want to push you around ♪

I'm just another blond guy who can't do flips.

Now, if you'll excuse me...

but this one was so... male.

Here, let me show you.

And with all due respect, that was Skipper, sir.

There you go. Close enough.

-Okay. -[system beeps]

[horse neighing]

which appears to be double,

But you do because it feels good. Try it.

Oh, you are Allan. That's great.

[Barbie] Look, Davy Crockett Junior High School,

behind your back and also to your face.

-There was this guy. -Was it Dad?

[Blonde Barbie] You're a writer.

We saw the whole thing.

-♪ I'm a doll but I still wanna party ♪ -♪ Party ♪

I feel what could only be described as admired.

Yeah, well, I was wrong. Barbie gave up. The Kens won.

I've always been Stereotypical Barbie,

Did any of these drawings by chance

-Hi, Barbie. -Hi, Ken.

Octobre 3, 2015

♪ We got bars, but we ain't bailin' out ♪