Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't know, but if you ask me,

[man 3] They're okay.

and it's fun and work and friendship and female 24/7.

-Hi, Barbie! -Hi, Barbie!

Growing Up Skipper? May I?

♪ I'm the mood board She's the inspo ♪

The Nobel Prize for Journalism goes to... Barbie.

-Here, let me show you. -Here, let me show you.

Aw. That's nice.

First, I got one tear and then I got a whole bunch.

-♪ It girls and we ain't playin' tag ♪ -♪ Grrah ♪

-Yeah, thank you. -[President Barbie] All right.

-♪ Good enough to drink ♪ -♪ Oh, yeah ♪

The same way you came, but in reverse.

Oh. This is Aaron at Mattel.

and Dazzling Show Skirt.

But what do we really sell? I'll tell you what.

never fail, never show fear,

-♪ All of the Barbies is pretty ♪ -♪ Damn ♪

-You know? -That's my boss.

-[other Ken] Tiny baby. -Don't call me baby.

[man 4] Have I died and gone to heaven?

[all screaming]

And because he knows deep down

[executives] The boat.

-[gasping] -♪ Oh, got the top down Tires on fire ♪

I literally go nowhere without them.

Don't tell him, but I never got a Ken.

-Humans. We're fine. -[Barbies] Ah.

Barbie, I am so happy to see you.

and I bet in the opposite direction.

I haven't been in a box in ages.

-[groaning] -Easy. Easy.

You're gonna have to visit Weird Barbie.

[chuckles softly]

-[gunshot] -[shouting]

Wow, I just said all of that.

♪ We got money, but we ain't lendin' out ♪

Okay, I'll just, um... I'll get in the box then.

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

To be honest, when I found out

I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN

Hell yes, goth wheelchair Barbie

Sounds like a job for the box.

[Barbie] She's gotta be here somewhere.

♪ I'm just Ken ♪

But then i realized horses are just men extenders

And when you think of sparkle, what do you think of after that?

you think the lady who invented Barbie looks like Barbie?

Hold my ice cream, Ken.

You'll be such a hero to them.

Mom, get back in the car!

It still doesn't mean I want to hurt him.

You're supposed to want to know.

[Sasha's mom] Welcome.

any more than I can control my own daughter.

Now! Get in now!

Octobre 6, 2015

-[water bubbling] -Hi, Barbie!

to what it should be.

What? You're so pretty.

I'll take a high-level, high-paying job with influence, please.

[song distorting]

And making drawings like we used to do. Remember?

And one day, the Kens will have

[Ken] Kendom Land.

May I please have sanitation?

if the layer is highlighted.

[intriguing music playing]

-Hey, man. -What?

So, we've been very anxious to get some quality face-time with you.

♪ If that was really a mirror you'd see a perfect smile ♪

Do you guys ever think about dying?

You wanna sit up for a minute?

I feel kind of ill at ease. Like...

-Takes two to rip a portal. -I can't have.

-Oh, but what about Ken? -No, no, no!

and get the new Depression Barbie.

Why is she always in the splits?

-Hey, ladies. Hi. -Good morning!

Okay. There's actually no portal.

Why didn't Barbie tell me about patriarchy,

♪ Goes with everything ♪

-[gasps] -[sighs]

-Every night is girls' night. -Mmm-hmm. Every night. Forever.

Not my life. No, thank you.

♪ But someday I might ♪

I would beach you off right now, Ken.

And a lot of our people have PhDs.

It's quicker to go over the cubicles.

but she became so much more.

"So cool..." "Yeah."

...achy, but good.

Wearing glasses so they can discover that you're pretty.

It's because I don't know how to drink tea? [chuckles]

♪ The way Ken be killin'... ♪

Octobre 17, 2015

-Oh! What's happening? -[Barbie] Allan, go around!

[Ken] I feel so stupid.

Quand tu apprends que la séance de laser aisselle est a 25€ chez MBM

Barbie in the Real World?

Barbie is so much more than that.

Okay. Listen, I have to speak to the top brass.

and a Nobel Prize winner.

I will not brewski beer you.

-[Ruth] What? -What?

can be happy and powerful.

Because, my dudes, we attack at ten o'clock

But how are we gonna get the Barbies

Why would she be sad?

-Hey, Barbie. -[Barbie grunts]

What is this place?

♪ It's Barbie, bitch, if you still in doubt ♪

-Woof. -[gasps]

and every single other woman

I'm fine. A-okay.

[sighs] I don't even know where to start

I'm just gonna sit here and wait and hope

never be selfish, never fall down,

[crowd] Yeah, what about Barbie?

And that's the--

♪ If you say I'm always yours ♪

-♪ One day, my baby just went away ♪ -[inaudible conversation]

I always knew that Barbie would surprise me,

You know, now that you Barbies aren't around to run everything,

[tires screech]

I just don't understand how to use the Select tool.

♪ Lately, I've been movin' close to the edge ♪

Not every night had to be girls' night.

Barbie is a doctor and a lawyer and a senator

-[whooshes] -["Closer to Fine" playing]

Bad breath this morning, a cold shower,

And this is my Dreamhouse. It's Barbie's Dreamhouse.

I've never seen it.

[gasps] Wait, I have an idea. Can you get us to Venice Beach?

in the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League.

that reality-challenged woman.

Then we'll recruit the now unbrainwashed Barbies to our cause.

[chorus singing] ♪ You can't, Ken, you can't, Ken ♪

How did we get into these clothes?

I heard about ten years ago, a woman named Skipper

-Ahh! -[Sasha's mom grunts]

and you can never say you want to be thin.

♪ We like other colors but ♪