Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're my favorite human.

and I have to say I really resent it.

You have to be a career woman

I've only ever wanted

-What? -To change the Constitution.

-[all screaming] -[tires screeching]

-[Sasha's mom laughing] -[gasps] I didn't say that.

Get into the box and you'll go back to Barbie Land.

[breeze blowing]

And imagination!

We accept. As long as we can wear robes.

-And I need a clicky pen. -No.

[Barbie] They can be the new decoys.

♪ It's her, and her and me and you ♪

[chuckles] I always find I think best at kitchen tables.

[Mattel CEO] Which way did she go? Who saw her last?

as much power and influence in Barbie Land

-["Chose Your Fighter" playing] -[gasps]

So, you want to be a lifeguard?

of Lou Reed with post-punk influences

I don't think that things should go back

[Sasha's mom] Okay, come on.

-What do you say? -Ugh.

[record scratches]

It's a repeat of Skipper in Key West.

And you look so beautiful, Barbie.

Thank God they arrested that nutjob.

-I'm going all the way up. -No one goes all the way up.

because I didn't have enough vacation days and your dad's allergic to sun.

Here, let me show you.

♪ My angel ♪

♪ See you later ♪

She spent seven hours today on TikTok

are literally flying off the shelves.

Come on in. I'll play the guitar at you.

[upbeat music playing]

[narrator] And so Barbie and Ken set off

♪ N, nauseous ♪

No, I won't let you do just one appendectomy.

You know what? Keep 'em.

I worked very hard so I deserve it.

You should heal up in no time.

I am so blotto-faced Day-drunk right now

-That's gonna spread everywhere. -What?

Yes, you're right. Here I go.

Okay, here's the deal.

It was really nice talking to you.

who you are without me.

♪ Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings? ♪

[crickets chirping]

What I'm trying to say is...

Hey, ladies. Sasha, what's up?

to expand and elevate the presence of men.

♪ But it ain't gon' matter ♪

♪ Something I'm made for ♪

Aren't you guys gonna thank me and give me a big hug? [laughs]

♪ And pink goes with everything ♪

Destroy Barbie.

You saved Barbie Land from patriarchy.

-♪ Pink 'Vette like I'm ready to bend ♪ -♪ Bend ♪

There's the Spatchy and the Mingy and the Margaret Thatcher and you mustn't forget the Paul Hob-Nob!

I loved Barbie.

Kartun Tom and Jerry In the best friend and in the rooms hotel

-♪ He wanna play in the playhouse ♪ -♪ Playhouse ♪

We don't have genitals.

♪ Oh, oh, Barbie You're so fine ♪

Back to Barbie Land! [laughs]

[narrator] Since the beginning of time,

♪ What I was made for ♪

♪ When did it end? All the enjoyment ♪

♪ Barbie ain't nothin' to play 'bout ♪

smart enough to be interesting.

♪ And I throw it back, so he losin' it ♪

[Barbie] Wow. This is the Real World.

[sentimental music playing]

♪ Anywhere else I'd be a ten ♪

There is no just "Ken."

Because it definitely wasn't that Sasha girl.

♪ She's so cool ♪

You're just gonna slow me down.

Because it's okay to just want to be a mom,

You don't have to say dojo and house.

HAPPY BITHDAY!!!

And I was like, "I prefer to stay here."

You understand that humans only have one ending.

Happy birthday Brooke!

Octobre 7, 2015

Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House.

if you'll still have me.

-[chuckles] -Then I can't hire you.

-[crowd gasps] -What?

I get excited. I'm passionate.

-Ken! Ken. -Huh? Yeah?

-[Ken] They're so smart. -Yeah.

-[Sasha] How did this even happen? -[Sasha's mom] I don't know.

♪ Think I forgot how to be happy ♪

-What was that? -The kid's at the school?

Oh, honey, that's life. It's all change.

- [Lizzo] ♪ Hey, Midge ♪ -Let's not show Midge, actually.

-Yes. -Oh, yeah.

[audience chanting] Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken!

You're supposed to stay pretty for men but not so pretty

concerning the causality of adjacent unfolding events,

[whining] Oh, I don't want to.

♪ Oh, that's cold ♪

♪ Oh, pink ♪

There is no in between.

just to replace the boots.

♪ And I feel like Something's got to give ♪

♪ But you won't see it on my face ♪

I'm just a boring mom with a boring job and a daughter who hates me.

-Oh, hi, Ken. -[chuckles] Hi!

I don't know why I just said that.

could only ever play at being mothers.

-Oh. That's strange. -[cheerleaders cheering]

Her ghost keeps an office on the 17th floor.

We're in the middle of a major sit-down here, Aaron Dinkins.

Maybe it's time to discover who Ken is.

-Yeah. -Oh. Hello.

and I would just like to inform you,

Ugly and unwanted.

Octobre 27, 2015

And you helped that mother and daughter connect.

[romantic orchestral music playing on speakers]

This is so much better than being president.

Where do the Kens stay?

[sighs] Thank you for saying that.

-Oh. -It's a figure of speech.

and just talk through the whole thing?

Kens cannot resist a damsel in distress.

-Hey. -Oh, hi, Aaron.

[Barbie laughs]

-Go for a walk or something. -By myself?

♪ I'm a Barbie girl Pink Barbie Dreamhouse ♪

[Barbie] Uh, yes, please.

No, because we'll know what we mean.

[man 1] Oh, we got her! There she is!

♪ Could it be those irrepressible... ♪

This is what I was supposed to do. Bring you back here.

and put them where you want them to go.