Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Yeah, you did. -You make them weird by playing too hard.

I mean, that sounds kind of cool.

She has her own money, her own house, her own car, her own career.

-Who are you? -Aaron Dinkins, sir.

and you turn them against each other.

-I can't do brain surgery, I've never flown a plane. -[Sasha's mom scoffs]

This is your Nobel Prize.

How are you here? You're like an idea.

[gasps] Wow, the mothership!

at some other time.

I'm a man with no power

-[gasps] -[somber music playing]

This is my Dreamhouse. It is my Dreamhouse! It's mine!

I'll Wiki off with you any day, Ken

congrats And what a great job you did at work

And until you showed up here and declared yourself Barbie,

That's totally wrong. You need treasury bonds,

♪ 'Cause I'm just Ken ♪

[Weird Barbie] Barbie. Barbie, wake up.

Because he likes you.

You're not your girlfriend.

♪ Closer I am to fine ♪

-No, but I love him! -[Barbie] Come on, Allan!

You're not even beach.

with a special election to change the Constitution.

-♪ And I'm bad like the Barbie ♪ -♪ Barbie ♪

Go! Find some blades now! Just pick a direction and run!

No, this is no longer Barbie's Dreamhouse.

without damaging their egos.

[both] We love it.

[Radio DJ Ken] We interrupt this broadcast to bring you

And there was another one...

that you don't like him the same way.

[birds chirping]

-[man 2] Damn, girl! -But not ogled.

roaming the earth...

-Bye, Barbie. -Bye.

-and just tickle each other. -[executives laughing]

This is the lowest i've ever been

♪ All of the Barbies is bad ♪

[Mattel CEO] I'm gonna get you! Barbie!

You should stop by.

living her best day every day.

for the pastels and plastics of Los Angeles.

[Kens] ♪ Ken ♪

I'm gonna miss you guys so much.

♪ And I'm a little bit angry, Well ♪

It's like I've been in a dream,

so you don't get cellulite!

[singing continues]

Every single one of these men love women.

[angrily] What?

SEE YOU IN NARITA BEETCH

-[Kens] Oh! -[Pompadour Ken] Hmm?

That was very much a group effort.

-But I'm a man. -But not a doctor.

Hey! Tomorrow the Kens vote to change the Constitution,

so our daughters can look back to see how far they've come.

You like my drawings?

♪ Got my paper and I was free ♪

Situation of our families is such that any alliance between us

Please just leave me here. Just leave me.

But never forget that the system is rigged,

♪ You can see my heartbeat tonight ♪

♪ I'll still keep the party runnin' ♪

[Sasha's mom gasps] Where are we?

I am in so much pain

and I smell like basement.

♪ That's the moment I shine ♪

but then i realized horses are just men extenders

What? I can't say Jezebel now?

We had a woman CEO in the '90s.

and then the drawings got sad and weird,

They never listen.

What are you doing? You're a doctor.

and my mom wouldn't let me buy a whole new Barbie

Ah! I love Rollerblades. Where are we going?

if you could just get into that giant box.

or did these Mojo Dojo Casa Houses just get dreamier?

There's the Spatchy and the Mingy And never the twain shall cross

The money is pouring in.

I'm so sorry. I wasn't trying to do anything.

[jackhammer clattering]

-That's okay. -Yeah.

Even if-- Even if you can't make it perfect,

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

which, to my understanding,

I need to find somewhere where I can start patriarchy fresh.

Barbie & BFF Midge

-No! [crying] -So cool. You look so cool.

within the warmth of your gaze.

Isn't being a man enough?

Do you have a map of Barbie Land?

["Journey To The Real World" playing]

So, should-- Whoo!

You represent everything wrong with our culture.

And isn't that marvelous?

[stammers] Maybe some thoughts of death?

who can achieve everything

back here and close the portal,

I just gave you a choice so you could feel some sense of control.

♪ Oh, oh... ♪

-Come on, Sasha. -Give it to her.

♪ It girls and we ain't playin' tag ♪

And now she's fated to an eternity of making other Barbies perfect

Girls can grow into women,

♪ I could dance, I could dance I could dance ♪

Go back to your messed-up world and just leave me to mine.

She then tried to take their toddler surfing.

Can you just e-mail it? And you can send it to me EOD.

Hurry up. The President's here.

That's okay. Let me see.

Oh, I can't do that. But maybe a lower circuit court judgeship.

no one is gonna be able to get in or out.

Does the title of long-term-distance casual

[man 5] Is that a mirror in your pocket?

You know what? Um, before I get in the box,

Because in 48 hours, Barbie Land becomes Ken Land.

I am, I am. I'm weird and I'm dark and I'm crazy.

Um, I'd like to thank Ken.

Well, we just took patriarchy and you know, made a patriarchy.

What's cookin', good-lookin'?

Oh, it's going to be beautiful!

And what a good job you do at beach.

is just their attempt to turn our democracy into a plutocracy.

Wait, you don't have a driver's license.

Of course. So what can I do

She just has a flattering top,

Dolphin. I mean, no, a bird.

♪ Spice up your life ♪

[Sasha's mom] Just listen.

Okay. Ken, you have to figure out

But usually there's some kind of separation. Thanks.

-Oh. -What about Dad? We can't just leave him!

But what will we fight with? We have no guns.

-Sugar Daddy? -No, no, no.

♪ K, death ♪

Sims anytime B says anything

-[laughs] -She literally asked me.

♪ But it ain't gon' matter ♪

[whispering] End of day.

♪ But I'm not sure now ♪

Barbie needs saving.

♪ Someday I might ♪

-Don't overthink it. -Oh. Okay.

You've been making women feel bad about themselves since you were invented.

[sobbing] Oh, no!

but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

♪ What you wearing? Dress or suit? ♪

Remember Proust Barbie? That did not sell very well. [chuckles]

-Who are we attacking, sir? -No...

A really fun game of volleyball.

Now, blade faster. Time is running out.

They Rollerbladed in that direction.

We're gonna need Mattel's help landing the eagle.

I shall seek my fortune there.

Okay, you'll need at least an MBA.

[breath shudders]

I'm in the splits, I have a funky haircut,