Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ I, intelligent ♪

What are you doing?

[horse neighs distantly]

♪ Go Barbie, go Barbie ♪

-♪ And I'm bad like the Barbie ♪ -♪ Barbie ♪

-Ken? -[laughs nervously]

You know that, right?

-[objects clattering] -Don't apologize.

Not now, Margaret. Let's shake on this.

-I can't stress that enough! -What?

Oh. It's not how I normally look. I usually look perfect.

Back in the box…

And the cheering squad is the Supreme Court.

♪ Something I'm made for ♪

[chuckles] That Ken of yours, he is one nice-looking little protein pot.

-Hi, Barbie. -Hi, Barbie.

And he does not have a penis.

So does each Barbie, like, have their own house?

♪ The... they gon' say now? ♪

[all cheering, applauding]

And at the peak of their happiness,

and Barbie is all of these women.

♪ I'm sad again Don't tell my boyfriend ♪

It's Irrepressible Thoughts of Death Barbie.

I don't know exactly what you meant with all of those little quips,

Oh. But since I came all this way,

There's the girl and the doll. And never the twain shall cross.

Emotionally and physically.

It's like I'm a woman already.

We'll miss you, Barbie.

-And a white coat. -No.

I love me a leotard.

-♪ Pink ♪ -Hi, Barbie!

[groans in frustration]

I'm like you now.

That’s because they’re Dreamhouses, motherfucker.

♪ Not one hair out of place ♪

Estoy muy orguoso de ti.

[Worker Ken] Who are you?

where I thought it was run by horses.

What's up, Ken?

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane,

That's appropriation, Dad.

Think of it as a town in Sweden, Aaron Dinkins.

God, I hope nobody from school saw us

Oh, uh, what's that girl's name?

Being a human can be pretty uncomfortable.

What do you mean?

Now close your eyes.

Let's beach off.

-Hi! -[both chuckle]

♪ Come along for the ride? ♪

I'm just so tired of watching myself

Before I hereby was becoming a kid, I hereby lost these boots Before I hereby was becoming a kid, I hereby lost these boots

Who are you texting?

Please, may the Kens have one Supreme Court Justice?

The influence that Porsche 356

♪ Baby, no chance ♪

Yeah, they're also staring at me.

so find a way to acknowledge that

...and tax evasion issues. [laughing]

I hate it when people think. I get so bored.

-Hi, Barbie. -Hi, Skipper.

low-commitment girlfriend mean nothing?

-You go first. -No, no, you go.

No, no, no. You're describing something stereotypical.

[voice on app] Bolígrafos.

We have to stop the Kens.

I hadn't thought about you in years, you fascist!

[Ken, loudly] sublime!

That's terrifying.

[narrator] There are no multiples of Allan. He's just Allan.

to the state of Los Angeles,

And even if there were, I'm not trained to save them.

-♪ Hey, Barbie♪ -♪ Hey♪

when someone says, "Think of a Barbie."

When you finall

-Cool. -Hi, Barbie.

♪ Someday I might ♪

♪ In that pink Ferrari, we peelin' out ♪

-[toy squeaks] -Watch your flank.

♪ Oh, Barbie, you're so fine ♪

[birds chirping]

I know. Isn't it great?

Women hate women, and men hate women.

[dramatic music playing]

-Oh, but I don't want you here. -Mmm-hmm.

And she's going to watch the BBC's Pride and Prejudice

Everyone thinks I'm crazy, and I keep getting arrested.

Well, be that as it may,

into that scary unmarked black truck car?

And then there's pretending to be terrible

-Down this way? -It's just down the hallway.

This is bad. This is really bad.

Not even broken. You'll be fine.

-Aaron Dickinson? -Dinkins.

♪ It's her and her and me and you ♪

♪ Oh, I, I have feelings that I can't explain ♪

♪ I wanna take you for granted ♪

What do I have to do?

I'll bet every woman will say thank you

[receptionist] And what are you here for today, Barbara?

That went terrible.

In fact, it's happened before. All of *NSYNC, Allan.

It's perfectly perfect.

-What are you, like an intern? -No, I'm--

Which can be fun, at least for a while, anyway.

I should do this alone.

Real World isn't what I thought it was.

Amazon MGM Studios have started auditions for the Lalaloopsy movie

-["Spice Up Your Life" playing] -♪ Colors of the world ♪

and we'll forget that this ever happened.

-♪ Like Jazzie, Stacie, Nicki ♪ -♪ Grrah ♪

♪ That's my Barbie ♪

This is... Barbie.

♪ Look where it led, now I'ma put it to bed ♪

[excited chatter]

It doesn't matter. [clears throat]

for the seventh time until she falls asleep.

♪ But I want to try ♪

I thought we discontinued her.

and see if I can find any books on trucks. [chuckles]

♪ I could dance, I could dance I could dance ♪

-[Barbies] Girls' night! Girls' night! -[chuckles]

-Watch for cellulite! -[car horn honks]

Oh, I am powerful.

tie herself into knots so that people will like us.

No, no, no. Don't hug me. Don't hug me.

It's like a spa day for my brain. Forever.

without you knowing what it means.

[singing in Rob Thomas' style] ♪ Said I don't know if I've Ever been good enough ♪

but I never expected this.

but I have no idea.

♪ But someday I might ♪

Never seen that before.

You can stay if you want,

Out there, I was somebody.

[cop] She looks even better in more clothes.

Stephen Malkmus really harnessed the acerbic talk-singing

All right, let's begin the work

but not remind them of their mommy.

this would be very bad.

No! No, it's nothing like that.

It was hard running stuff.

Not even close. We've got to get to Barbie Land.

Tell me your secret dream, child.

I'm gaining on you.

[camera shutter clicks]

over each other.

She thinks she's Barbie. She's, like, fully convinced.

♪ Jump into the driver's seat and put it into speed drive ♪

It's the one thing we can all agree on.

[both growling]

-Is that a problem? -Oh.

-["Closer to Fine" playing] -♪ Closer I am to fine ♪

So, what'll it be then?

And your Pretty Paisley Palazzo Pants!

♪ And fight for me? ♪

How did we get into this vehicle?

♪ And is my moment finally here or am I dreaming? ♪

-Fantastic. -Nice.