Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and someone who's probably her daughter

You have to find a way to reject men's advances

Don't crap the bed, Aaron!

-Looking good, Barbie. -Thanks, Ken.

because a pregnant doll is just too weird.

No, I'm supposed to help you and make you happy and powerful.

Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?

[singing along] ♪ He said He could see through me ♪

♪ I can take the heat Baby, best believe ♪

-We sell dreams. -[Sasha's mom whispering] Aaron.

-You go first. -No, no, you go.

[men exclaiming]

Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie!

♪ You can touch, you can play ♪

Octobre 13, 2015

with the indigenous people and smallpox.

♪ That's my Barbie ♪

[loudly] No! You failed me!

-[door opens] -[Allan] Come on, gang.

-[exclaims] -[banging on door]

You take it all away.

when I found out there were no guns I lost interest anyway

And that's Barbie Barbie, of course.

Don't you dare push that button. Let me push it.

This is Sugar, and I'm her daddy.

-[gasps] -Whoa!

♪ This ain't over, No, not here, no ♪

Maybe you wished us. Maybe it's your fault, Barbie.

What are you doing? We gotta go.

You're supposed to love being a mother,

-We'll go at the same time. -Okay.

Look, do you know how many times

I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna be sick. [retches]

impeccable seamless garment of logic

So any claim on their part to be exercising a right

[Mattel CEO] Give it to me straight. How weird is it?

They're weird and dark and crazy.

[both] I've got it!

You have to be a boss but you can't be mean.

♪ I'll still keep the party runnin' ♪

♪ I wanna push you around ♪

Yes. You want to sit here and watch me do it,

Octobre 30, 2015

[rousing pop music playing]

Because Barbie Land is now Ken Land.

-What? -Barbie Land was perfect before.

♪ All the fake Barbies just wanna pretend ♪

No one on the Supreme Court is me.

M is for mermaid

We have to go back. Barbie Land needs saving.

♪ What was I made for? ♪

Anyway, Barbie has another big day ahead of her.

Why didn't the brainwashing work on you?

♪ Hey, Barbie I like your style ♪

All of these women are Barbie,

-[laughs] -[gunshot]

You guys gotta pay for that stuff.

-I love being tickled. -[Kens laugh]

I'll never get out of here.

We've got a definite situation on our hands.

[tires screeching]

but then someone played with her too hard in the Real World.

♪ But you won't see it on my face ♪

it can't be overstated.

Yes, even him, so come on!

What are you wearing?

♪ I'm read' to go You know, you know ♪

[panting] What are you doing here?

When they ask me technical questions

Get in the box, you Jezebel!

Everything, basically everything exists

[Sasha's mom] And now they destroy themselves.

["Thus Spoke Zarathustra" plays]

You can't just undo it in a day.

-♪ People of the world ♪ - ♪ Spice up your life ♪

[Mattel CEO] Get that Barbie!

Well, what does it matter if it's Barbie or Ken?

Well, get ready, kids.

Can I come to your house tonight?

and good luck restoring the membrane

And you have to find the girl who's playing with you.

And it's gonna be just like Century City in Los Angeles,

Can you feel the can-ergy

Ooh, love that!

The first one. The high heel.

You guys are clearly not doing patriarchy very well.

and their petty jealousies,

What can't Barbie do?

-Present. -I'm a man with no power.

No, Allan. You can't go. Having a Barbie in the Real World

THERE ARE NO MULTIPLES OF ALLAN. HE’S JUST ALLAN.

她财务自由，坐拥豪宅，驾驶名车，而且事业有成。 She has her own money, her own house, her own car, her own career.

-♪ I'm in LA, Rodeo Drive ♪ -♪ Drive ♪

[Ken] I'm a liberated man. I know crying is not weak.

First step is always Rollerblading.

-Who are you? -I'm Allan.

I'm the son of a mother.

and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough.

♪ But I'll sleep alone tonight ♪

I can't even FLAT HERE!

[laughs] Right as always.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

-Yes. -We good?

[dramatic retro dance music playing]

Take your Celebrate Disco Bell Bottoms...

-I am wide awake, Sasha! -[gasps]

♪ I'll still keep the party runnin' ♪

I also just learned to cry.

to make it everything that it is. You--

-[Barbie] Uh, Kens? -It doesn't make sense.

[soft uplifting music playing]

-♪ I'm a doll but I still wanna party ♪ -♪ Party ♪

Thanks, Barbie. Gosh, this night is just perfect.

♪ That... so cold, we just chillin' out ♪

Would you like a job in my cabinet?

than the Barbies ever were.

No hay nada mejor que comerse una última tortilla

["Barbie World (With Aqua)" playing]

-[Writer Barbie] Ken! -No! Get back.

-Well, let's go to the school. -Okay!

just snaps out of it

And that you'd love them to explain it to you.

That's why I was created.

[Aaron] These are different.

-Come on and feel the magic. -["Journey To The Real World" instrumental playing]

♪ I'm a little bit rusty ♪

[Ruth] You guys,