Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

At least that's what the Barbies think.

Ken Land contains the seeds of its own destruction.

Baby, I am Mattel.

-[Barbie] Okay. -[crying softly]

All right! Yes!

Weird Barbie said I would know how to find this girl,

[dramatic musical sting]

I can't even beach here!

I already did everything I could.

This stops ALL the BS!!

It's happening again. [laughing] I have to--

and enter the country of California.

but also you have to be thin.

I don't give a flying squirrel who you are, Aaron.

this is my hibachi pool party. it is MY hibachi pool party. IT IS MINE.

-She'll crush you. -Don't worry.

turned up at some family's home in Key West.

And the Kens really are just better at ruling

-How do you know? -Don't sass me, Aaron.

Well, you bet both those things incorrectly,

Yes! Irrepressible Thoughts of Death Barbie.

-Yes, Ken. Yeah. -Ken. The guy. Yeah.

♪ By a hand That's touched me ♪

that you tempt them too much

♪ Not one hair out of place ♪

-Hate is a strong word. -Wake up, Mom!

I'm not good enough for anything.

Based on the ROI, we are exceeding expectations.

Can you blame me for wanting to have a little fun?

[birds chirping]

I am. You're welcome.

No! You're doing this one!

Gee, I am so awkward and don't feel pretty at all,

So if we want to leave, we better make a run for it.

[sighs] You got this.

Oh, um, Handler, comma, Barbara.

[gasps] That's Sugar Daddy Ken. And Earring Magic Ken.

I have all the genitals.

-Against the Barbies? -No, against the Kens.

[shouting and cheering]

I just have all my money in a savings account.

-♪ All of the Barbies is pretty ♪ -♪ Damn ♪

and so is the day after tomorrow and even Wednesdays

♪ Ooh, my outfit so tight ♪

And she's going to watch the USA Network's Duckman: Private Eye/Family Man until she falls asleep

♪ 'Cause I... 'Cause I... ♪

...really great.

I, too, can now relieve myself of this heavy existential burden

-What? -[stammering] This happened before.

[narrator] Yes, Barbie changed everything.

You respect me.

[narrator] So, Barbie left behind

[cymbals crash]

-Hi, how are ya? -Nice to meet you.

And we seriously disinfected those houses.

-Please? -Okay.

♪ And fight for me? ♪

Barbie! Barbie!

If you're agreeable to it, we would love it

Let's recap all the amazing changes

-Hi. -Are you okay?

-[man wolf whistles] -What's going on?

Until the IRS got to me, but that's another movie.

♪ Don't give a damn ♪

[gasps] Oh, no.

And then you'll look like me.

[doorbell rings]

It's something that I just discover I am?

You know, Ken. Barbie and Ken.

Oh, my gosh. I remember this smell. [gasps]

We'll get you fixed up.

[button chimes]

You want some more Alan?

never get out of line.

ask for or even want? I can just...

Barbie, what if there's beach?

♪ I spent four years prostrate To the higher mind ♪

Send me through the portal.

We are a company literally made of women.

Mattel! Of course it was you guys that brought me here.

♪ Baby, you can find me under the lights ♪

Hey, Barbie. Check me out.

-That's amazing. -That's beautiful.

[objects clattering]

It's just so hard to be a leader.

♪ And the less I seek my source for some definitive ♪

Sorry. I'm off early because of a crisis at work,

Oh! Photoshop is so hard!

Okay. And it's girls' night.

Photoshop is so hard

This continued until...

I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce.

♪ What was I made for? ♪

[Reporter Barbie] Wow. And now you're making it permanent

-The twain is crossing? -Yes.

-[Mattel CEO] Get that Barbie! -[man] Barbie!

♪ Round and round and round and round and ♪

Maybe it's Barbie and...

Look at yourself.

And those mini-fridges are so small.

-Good night. -Good night.

to say that sentence, you healed.

[upbeat rock music playing]

Will you excuse me?

-Thank you, Barbie. -Yeah.

And restored all the Barbies' brains and autonomy.

You have to be thin but not too thin,

Anyone need a brewski beer?

I lost interest anyway.

No, seriously, no comment.

I've gotta talk to somebody in charge.

No one rests until this doll is back in a box.

♪ 'Cause every romance shakes and it bends ♪

You have to be their mommies

at every sport ever.

What have you done?

[Sasha's mom] Aw, Sasha, that's sweet.

to repair the rift in the space-time continuum,

Honey, you can only use the Select tool

-Land of the-- -Land of the free and the men.

but also always be looking out for other people.

-[gasps] What is that? -That's cellulite.

[all clamoring]

But then i realized horses are just men extenders

♪ 'Cause every romance shakes and it bends ♪

♪ And I think My head is cavin' in ♪

We just explained to them the immaculate,

He brainwashed your friends.

-I have to. -You may never come back.

"Can we just tickle each other?"

["Watati" playing]

I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce

[laughing] I'm a five-foot-nothing grandma

She spent seven hours today on Instagram,

Barbie's Mojo Dojo Casa House.