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I was one of two identical twins.
No used car salesman is gonna cut you a deal
- Well, if you're identical,
Look, this is a used car, so it's not perfect.
Well, since it's just gonna be us attending,
that this is something that it isn't.
- Well, we can pretend.
you've hit the target with this?!
Can you get us some whitener for the coffees?
Just for the sake of maintaining
This car is $3,000 more than our budget.
I have some personal effects that were willed to you,
Ted, say hi to her cat for me.
but uh, I don't wanna be taken advantage of
as a tennis pro,
things will be a lot more clear.
And I'm-we're gonna just...
and she also asked if you would wash her cat,
Honey, why don't you check your closet,
to mimic the trappings of a workaday woman.