Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-It's a mess. -Yeah.
All right. She's yours. I'm gonna go tell her.
-Fuck you, Larry. -Fuck you, Leon.
And I folded your laundry by color and style.
-Plumber: What do you mean? -What are you talking about?
I could've had a baby with this woman and maybe become a father.
-What is this? Is this a joke? -Yeah.
Even my parrot Lorita has perished.
-Yeah? -Hire her for opening night.
-Good. Good. -Well, guess what, LD?
She used to wrap me up in it to keep me warm.
-Or can you eat 'em loose? -Hey.
You know what? I didn't get around to it. I'll...
You know, that, that kind of thing, that's not for people.
-See you next Monday. I'm gonna do the refrigerator. -Bye.
-Maybe the house. -Okay. Those...
-We're fine. It's okay. -We're good here. It feels great.
-A little, um, penis sensor, if you will. -Really?
Well, you know what? I'm throwing it out.
-Really? -Yeah.
Okay. Well, you know what?
Of course, I have since learned that...
She was quitting! She wasn't working for you
One wonders why somebody would do it.
uh, I need to switch my days.
And we open in two days,
-(door slams) -(gasps)
I mean, how do you even go to work after that?
-Oh, my God. What a story. -(Carol sobbing)
-What? What do you, what do you mean? -Her mouth.
No! Wait! No!
My final epitaph written in the froth and the foam.
-Thanks for inviting me over. -Movie star.
-Two urinals. -Mm-hmm.
It's like doing an impression for somebody. It's hard to just do it on command.
-Officer: I know. Come on. Let's walk it off. -Thank you, Officer.
-about being in a subway. -(wailing)
(voice breaking): Those tears were real, Larry. And I...
-Really? -She said she has so little to remember her by.
-Oh, shit. -An inflatable sex doll.
Best reviews I've ever had.
-Jeff: Larry David. -Hey.
What's wrong with dark clothes? I always wear black.
following in Tiki's footsteps.
-I'll get rid of this shit for you. -Thank you.
-Carol. -Yeah?
I give my last will and testament to the waves,
-But Monday-Wednesday is mine. -Yeah, yeah. Of course.
-a good golf shot. -Do you know what it takes?
-You have three people there. -Man: You're outvoted.
Clive: Excuse me.
-I don't have polio, asshole. -Every kid with those kind of gloves had polio.
Oh, my God. The horn. I just--
What are you doing?
-I'm glad they're working on it. -You should, it's fucking fabulous.
Leon!
You know, you got so emotional. I felt so terrible.
I really appreciate that, Larry.
-I don't even understand. -Why?