Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

His shows are not as good. It's affecting his performances.
What the hell is that?
-You can never have enough criers. No. -Abs-- I know. You can't.
I got a package from discreet shipping.
-The pee cube? -Yes.
"is as nuanced, varied, and moving
-You're gonna leave Susie, regardless? -Yeah, regardless.
I, I want you to have it.
a little crazy.
digging deep and doing everything I can,
Aah!
-You're welcome. -Thank you.
Everything's going. My-- I--
I mean, it's hard to do now. Bec-- You know, it's--
-No, you're not. -Yes, I am.
-I'm sorry! -Geez. I'm so sorry.
Stay off the Internet.
Hey. I just thought of something.
-You know what? -What?
(theme music playing)
Maybe you should try necrophilia.
All the free porn on the Internet. Why stick with magazines?
-Lewis's girlfriend. -Yeah?
Look, there's no defecation in the building.
She wanted Chinese, I wanted Italian.
I'm Clive.
-Richard: A little chilly. -I'm cold suddenly.
I think you gave it a name. You're keeping it around the house.
-This is unbelievable! -Don't Perry Mason her.
-Bye, baby. -Take care, baby.
Doot-doot-doot. "Penis detected." Woot.
-Oh, this is your father? -Yeah, he's just looking. I'm a buyer.
That's like Mary Ann from fuckin' Gilligan's Island.
just to grab the stole, because... (sobs)
I gotta think about it. I don't know what to do. I gotta, you know,
That, my friend, is the pee cube.
Yeah! Yeah!
you gotta almost give your own performance
-And then, so, two of these? -Yeah.
I get paid to go to, you know, TV shows, commercials.
Do you have any problem if we turn on the heat lamp?
You tell him how much you liked it.
What, what is this, Mr. Larry?
-Yes. -(flatly): "Hi. This is Larry David.
You can't get rid of this thing. You're fuckin' her, aren't you?
I'll help you clean up.
he signed Clive Owen, he's a big deal.
♪ Poo-poo-be-doop ♪
I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Ted Danson.
I'm so sorry. I don't know. I was just trying to save the guy some money.
and you give that for a sandwich.
-Why would they say, "Poo-poo-be-doop"? -It's a cute thing.
-Hey, baby. -A professional crier. What the fuck is that?
Oh! So, you know what?
They even have, um, a, a maid!
they have a flight attendant, a cheerleader.
-Yes? Okay. -Ah.
-Comeback? -Yeah.
Could you do that?
Oh! Praise be, Tiki!
That's a doll.
(sobbing)
-A gag gift? You're sending me-- -No, no, no. It's a real gift.
Well, but we have seven people here and we're fine.
Another week without wind.
No, it's all day. It's a problem. It's all he does.
Stand up there for 90 minutes, on your own, a one-man play?
That's, uh... you know,
Yeah, I, I, I know, but she's cold,