Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What the hell is that?

Okay, well, that's a good point, if there are more things to put on.

well, they were all taken, so we decided to take the subway.

-I expect them to go someplace else. -Okay. So...

But you got a big-ass johnson, you gotta stand a little further back, see,

I am completely alone.

I'm not gonna sit here and let you do this shit to me right now.

Well, Moke, everything here

-Really? -You created a real problem

-You've got a couple. -I love it. I'm comfortable. I'm healthy.

She's hired to cry at weddings,

-Susie: Oh, you're leaving so soon? -Oh, my God.

-You piece of shit. How dare you? -Piece of shit?

He gave me this stole. My mother passed away.

We can make it voice-activated. It'll go...

What if they get urine on the planks?

I'm trying to look into your fuckin' brain.

She-- I inherited that stole.

you kind of don't leave a message, do you?

-Do something? What can I do? -Whatever it is,

The poor thing. Imagine being a 12-year-old girl,

-Metzler's? You got Metzler's? -Susie: Yeah.

It's addiction. You gotta do something.

She's a professional crier.

-to remember her by. -She told me the same story about,

You know, they come with a lot of different outfits.

So, just dig in. We went to this new sandwich place.

is a urinal revolution.

...and some girl said, ♪ Poo-poo-be-doop ♪

Or did I give it to, you know,

Now you're picking different hang-ups.

-I would think so. -Do me a favor?

Have a nice day.

-Mm-hmm. -And the more I watched you,

I am done with Miss Susie.

Raymond Massey as Lincoln. You never see that!

Best, the best.

Yeah. My kids bought me a computer, but I don't use it.

Any motherfucker that come up to that shit,

(whimpering): Oh... the stole was on the subway!

Nobody gives a ____ about Vinny

(rhythmic squeaking)

I'm not saying that. I'm saying the doll's--

seeing your mother get hit by a train,

LARRY DAVID: We're gonna have some fun!

-He's not doing good. -Clive: ...used to be a tough school.

-my life was... -Larry: Oh, there she is.

-Yeah, yeah. -He's in previews now,

I do a fucking play for 90 minutes,

(sobbing): The sound of the horn.

What, what-- What does she-- What does she do?

-No, she wouldn't, but, you know. -Thank you. (laughs)

-Do you want to come in, or-- -No, I don't think that'll be necessary.

-It's a beauty. -Thanks, Larry.

you're actually a professional crier. You do this for a living.

-I'd know I'm tappin' that ass. -(phone beeps)