Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Funerals sometimes. -You get paid to go to funerals and cry?

Nah. That shit is old-school.

It was such a great night. And then when we came out,

You thought it's crazy that someone would do this.

-Carol, give me the stole. -Get-- Larry!

Oh, guys, I gotta go to work. I gotta go.

-Crying? -No, that's crying. That's not crying.

My only companion was a parrot

I've never had a housekeeper that does this.

-Thank you. -Yeah, you're welcome.

on the platform, my, uh,

Hey, what are you doing?

Leon! What the hell's going on?

-Thank you so much. Thank you very much. -You're welcome.

I named her Kon Tiki

-No, she's not! -I'm crying!

-That's very difficult. -I lost my mom!

-Just, just cucumbers? -Jeff: No, there's cream cheese in there.

-"Oh, I could be good at that. I could do that." -I know I'm a great dishwasher!

It's an old-school joke right here, man.

You know, if there's a sad moment,

I don't know how to do this fucking shit!

-All right, I'll think about it. -No, don't think about. Do whatever it is.

-What's the name of it, Lar? -Yeah, Metzler's.

"Clive Owen's portrayal of Thor Heyerdahl

-Thank you for everything. -Susie: Bye, Carol.

Mr. Danson has just become

MAN: Why did you pass me?

None of this has been real.

-Mm-hmm. -And I would like to work Mondays

You could put hickeys on that motherfucker if you wanted to, man.

-How do you do? -How do you do?

I haven't even asked you what you do.

and they started pushing each other, and... (sighs)

You know what, if it means that much to you, I...

Yeah, well, you ruined another woman for me.

It feels good. It's something you're connecting to.

Larry: Really. Clive was so good. I really loved the show.

Anyway, I just want you to know, you're doing a fantastic job.

-I want you to have it. I want you to keep it. -What?

-I had this when I was eight years old. -Wow, man.

-Metzler's. So, they're supposed to be fantastic. -Yeah, it looks great.

I'll stick my hands in the sink right now. Put it on as hot as you want.