Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

See, when they wore those things,

Hi. How you doin', Lionel?

-If I lived in the fuckin' '40s... -Yeah.

-"Poo-poo-be-doop"? -Fuck, yeah.

I just want to say I really enjoyed the show. Good job."

Hey, do anchovies only go on pizza?

-Oh, okay. Yeah. -Prototype is pretty fuckin' good, though, man.

-How's it going today? -Good.

and the other day at the house...

Oh, I mean, you inspired me. Your performance was incredible.

-Look what I got. -Wow.

her Tuesday-Thursday moved out of town.

You know what? Actually, uh,

'Cause that would be bad. 'Cause then I would feel like I was duped.

-Check it out. -Maybe I will.

Is that what you want to hear? It's fake!

Let me clean it, 'cause it's a little bit dirty.

-So what do you want me to do? -I can't believe I fell for that story.

I wanna see what the fuck she was working with.

-(MOANS) -(MOANS)

All right. You know what? That's him.

She doesn't wanna work here. She can't stand you!

When you're hot, you can only take so much off.

No, those are Susie's days.

-(air squeaking) -Cheryl: God.

-Miss Susie. -Susie: Oh!

Those are making a big comeback, too.

so your johnson don't overshoot

I quit! You're worse than Miss Susie!

-I would have been much more effusive. -Really?

-Clive: Oh, no. -Carol: Read it! Yes!

Get rid of that fucking thing.

Goodbye, Kon Tiki.

Yeah. And I remember when I was 12,

the more I'm convinced

Thank you, Clive.

-Bye, you guys. -Enjoy that stole.

Did you know that? I can put my hands in boiling, scalding water,

The thing is, I have kind of an agreement with her.

Should drop this shit off at a nursing home.

you're gonna pick up my laundry and take it to the Fluff and Fold.

-You do not have special hands! -I do. They're very special.

-Larry: Clive, Clive! -Clive! Come on!

Carol: I saw the lights of the train, and I...

The pathos of this character.

-It's my mother's stole. -Excuse me. Officer, he is mocking me.

-Big fuckin' deal, man. Clive Owen, man. -(doorbell rings)

I wish I'd brought a cardigan or something.

Uh, I saw the show last night.

-Susie, I brought you a movie star. -Susie: Ah, bravo!

I heard the... the honk of the train,

Now there is no day, no night, just the relentless...

-Okay-- -Hold on a second, here.

I just wanted to congratulate you on that...

-Excuse me. No browsing. -I'm not browsing.