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Bye, baby. Bye, guys.
-I gotta think about it. -Okay, that's good.
Oh, God.
-(honking) -(screams)
-Shit. -Never should have played the infield.
-Who, Sherry? -Oh, Sherry? You gave it a name?
Jesus fucking Christ, you're amazing!
What? A what?
-Jeff: Come on, man. -You should be proud!
of tappin' some ass like that...
Ah. There. She's gonna start.
-Wh-what's your name? -I'm Carol.
-If in fact you're making-- -(sobbing): I'm sorry.
-That's fun? That's fun? -Yes.
(LAUGHS)
Yeah, I mean, I got her out of the box. Give her a little air and shit.
I want that stole back, okay?
I love this girl. She's amazing.
-(Carol sobbing) -See?
-That's terrific. -Hello, Larry.
(air hissing)
did I give that stole to... real Carol?
MAN: I heard footsteps and then, whoosh! Right past me.
The package said, "Do not puncture. Discreet delivery."
(sobbing continues)
-to scratch her way back up, but... -Oh, come on.
The doll is whatever you want it to be.
it landed on the tracks.
You cuddle it, whatever your journey is.
-I love that fuckin' dude, man. -Let me get that.
Hey, do me a favor. Get rid of this, okay? And this place--
-I appreciate it so much. -Yeah.
he could go back in time.
I'm getting it dry-cleaned. It's in my car. Let me go get it.
-who refuse to weep with me. -(women sobbing)
I got a better idea.
I'll fuck the doll. Okay? And that way, I don't have to fuck a dead woman.
-Really? -I went over there, I asked for your mink back,
(knocking)
Oh, Jeff's very excited, 'cause, you know,
Hey, Clive. Uh, I...
Now I have the purpose, but without the wind.
-Officer: Stop. Stop it. Hey. Hey, guy. -(Larry and Carol shrieking)
I gotta do something, and I don't know what.
-You never washed. -What? I haven't washed?