Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-People hate surprise parties. -No, no, no, no.
And when you drop off those biscuits,
Yes. When I would leave a message on, on,
-Ooh, she loved this stole. -Wow.
(yawns)
Wouldn't you wake up every morning, boom--
with Uncle Moke with the Internet porn.
sucking the urine down the chute.
-I'm still a little pissed off, but I come as a friend. -Of course.
The couch, the coffee table, the painting.
-Okay, thank you. -I just have some information I think you ought to know.
And today I'm gonna clean your makeup brushes.
-(Larry chattering) -(Carol wailing)
and funerals, or sometimes TV shows.
Oh.
And look at me, I'm putting out premade fuckin' salads from Metzler's.
-You-- Don't go! -(grunts)
Be good, Sherry.
and my mom, she...
My old glove. Oh, baby doll.
Larry.
Before this journey, my life was bereft of the wind of purpose.
-(phone rings) -What are you doing?
I give my last will and testament to the waves
-My God. -Well, I'm gonna tell you
you're gonna get out some tin foil,
-I'm back here! -Look what I got!
-That you would say some shit like that to me. -Leon, did you get
...in the Humboldt Current.
my mom and dad got in a really big fight,
-Larry! Larry! -(honks)
Oh, hey, Clive. This is, uh, Larry David, a good friend of Jeff.
-You do impressions? -Yeah. I do a lot. I can--
-Yeah, it's my job. It's what I do. Sometimes-- -The play.
-Fuck yes! -Carol: So good!
You want me to make it so they can't?
this reminds me of
(wails): No!
Nobody gives a fuck.
-Hey. -(Carol yelling)
Nobody gives a fuck
-How does that feel? -Feels pretty good.
-Yeah. -So...
-Why do you always wear black? -Larry: Yeah. Why?
Good. So, um...
That's for sandwiches, a well-struck iron,
-Will you take care of that? Huh? -I got it, man.
Yeah. Shortstop. I can't play short.
General Lee was a loser.
You've watched somebody else wash and went,
a little friendly with her, Leon?
-Really? -I'm positive. Carol, please.
All the, all the guys called the ladies "toots." "Hey, toots."
-Richard: Wow. No kidding. -Yeah.
(with Southern accent): Well, I do declare. As I recall,