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Aah, bullshit.
-Oh. -They were so dirty.
-It's a big issue. Yeah. -Okay.
it's very delicate, very delicate.
The splashing, the puddles-- that has to be eliminated.
Hey, do me a favor.
Say goodbye to her, 'cause I'm deflating her right now.
And the girls would go, "Poo-poo-be-doop." ♪ Poo-poo-be-doop ♪
Ah, you know, it's, it's better than,
I had to give it to you.
-Hi. -How are you?
-I paid her to cry like this! -All right, let's walk it off.
of Mocha Joe's cafe.
Thank you. I wanted to ask you,
Susie: Fantastic.
(laughs softly)
I give a fuck
-What is this? Yeah. Uh-huh. -I'm lookin' into you. Yeah.
that had snuck aboard.
on Mondays and Wednesdays, that was it.
-(whimpering) -What's going on?
-Chinese, we did. -Oh, my God. Come on!
That's my mother's stole. (loud wailing)
Oh, my God!
You got a good imagination, same thing.
A sex doll? I, I-- What are you thinking about?
She's got my mother's stole on.
-Thank you. No, that would be so nice. -Yeah.
But, um...
Yeah. Like I said, I'm not, I'm not good with-- If it was in person,
I'm sending it to the dry cleaner.
I can do Raymond Massey from, uh, doing Lincoln.
and hit the back of that motherfucker. I'm not bragging and shit,
And this stole reminds me of her.
and she conned her way into getting that stole off me.
-There we go. Look at this. -Aw.
-There you go. Look at that. -Mm-hmm.
was total bullshit.
-Thanks, man. I appreciate that. -Leon: You do goddamn good work.
You collect big plastic dolls?
Fuckin' in black and white.
Yeah, but the weird thing is, you know,
Larry: Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.
-Hey. -What are you doing?
she tried to get back up, she tried to--
Mailmen know.
Larry: Leon!
-Going up, you walk up to the urinal. I'm walking-- -You want it elevated?
Here's the good news: If I want to fuck a dead woman,
-She's very cold. -Man: We're hot over here.
is a click away on the Internet.
I could put a sensor on there that detects a penis.
Is anyone else cold? Are you cold?
I'm getting rid of all of it. I can't stand it anymore.
No, there's no toilets.
But there aren't more things to put on.
You pee into the cube, and there's a chute that goes down.
-What's happened to this place? -Fuckin' mess, man.
-Even my parrot Lorita has perished. -(woman sobbing)