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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Midge! I thought it was Hillary Clinton.
"One pie to the groin won't do damage," they said.
No need to grovel. You don't actually have to say anything.
MARGE: Cut to commercial.
-Is it Macduff? -Not Macduff.
Is what I'd like to say, but I'm childless.
Even better.
-(gasps) -Damn it!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall."
Well, only with Lenny's blessing.
MARGE: Okay,
Now I'm in a hurry-- Maggie and I have a Daddy and Me class.
Got it.
Give me a vodka, straight up.
Right above Judd Nelson and New Coke.
You know what? Just for that, I won't come back.
playing Prospero in The Tempest.
The dog track is closed.
(grunting)
We'll just have a bake sale.
So you'll get 80% of the profits
Who owns the rights?
No, you fool, a rescue line.
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